Week 1 Injury Report

 

WR Larry Fitzgerald

Fitz has practiced all week and is going to play this Sunday despite his probable listing.

RB Fred Jackson

Jackson’s listed as questionable, but hasn’t missed any practice time so he should be in the game as a backup to CJ Spiller this week, but with the way Spiller has been running this preseason and with Jackson’s broken hand and Marshawn Lynch to contend with, Jackson doesn’t have a good chance to put up big points.

RB Jonathan Stewart

Stewart is going to play this week despite his probable listing and should be 100% this week.

WR Steve Smith

Carolina’s Steve Smith will play this week after missing most of the preseason and training camp with a broken arm.

TE Owen Daniels

Gary Kubiak says Daniels will play this week, but may not start and probably won’t get more than a third of the team’s snaps. Don’t start him this week.

 

RB Maurice Jones Drew

MJD is insisting he’s not injured so feel free to play him this week. No need to keep your first round pick out of the lineup.

WR Brandon Marshall

His ankle injury is not believed to be serious after he practiced in full Friday and he is expected to be good to go for the Dolphins game against the Bills.

QB Tom Brady, WR Randy Moss

Belicheck always lists them as probable to mess with people. They’ll play. Don’t fall for it.

RB Laurence Maroney

Maroney is nursing thigh and groin injuries and is listed as questionable, though ESPN’s John Clayton does not believe he will play. Don’t start him as even if he does play, he’s probably the #2 back at least to Fred Taylor.

RB Michael Bush

Bush is a game time decision with his broken hand, but may lose some carries to Darren McFadden even if he does play. There are better options than him this week, but he could still have a decent game if he does play and get 15-20 carries.

WR Chaz Schilens

Schilens has a bad knee and is out for at least this week.

QB Donovan McNabb

McNabb has practiced all week, but is still listed as questionable and admits his ankle is still not 100% so I doubt he’ll have that great of a game. You may want to consider your backup if McNabb is your QB1.

 

Week 1 Fantasy Report

 

TE Jermichael Finley- Green Bay

Limited in practice this week, but upgraded from questionable to probable late this week, always a good sign. He should be a safe start.

WR Lance Moore- New Orleans

The oft injured Moore has been ruled out for the season opener with a groin injury.

WR Roddy White- Atlanta

Don’t worry about his probable listing with a thigh injury. He’ll play and be 100%.

TE Ben Watson- Cleveland

Watson missed practice Wednesday and was limited Thursday, but he was upgraded from questionable to probable after a full practice Friday. He’ll play.

RB Arian Foster- Houston

Foster is listed as a game time decision for Sunday’s game, but everyone in the know seems to think he won’t play. This is a 1 o’clock start, however, so you can check his status before the game and swap him out of need be.

QB Peyton Manning- Indianapolis

He won’t play.

WR Austin Collie- Indianapolis

Collie has been upgraded to probable, but he might not be 100% and I don’t know how safe a play he is without Peyton Manning. I have no idea how Kerry Collins will use his weapons so I can’t guarantee Collie will have a good game. You might want to go with a safer option.

QB Matt Cassel- Kansas City

Cassel is expected to play through cracked ribs. However, if he’s your QB1, you’re fucked anyway.

RB Daniel Thomas- Miami

Thomas looks like a game time decision for the New England game. This game is Monday Night so you’re really chancing it leaving him in the lineup. He’s not even the starter so I don’t know why you’d do that.

WR Plaxico Burress- NY Jets

Burress has always had ankle problems, but he’ll play this week. I just don’t think he’s that good anymore.

WR Sidney Rice- Seattle

Rice is listed as doubtful with a shoulder injury. That’s pretty much a guarantee he won’t play. No one listed as doubtful played last year.

 

Week 17 Power Rankings

 

These are my final Power Rankings of the season. Instead of doing post-week 17 Power Rankings, I will simply do a season ending recap of each team (with free agents, offseason needs, etc.) starting with the Carolina Panthers next Monday and continuing in ascending draft order. I will also keep you up to date on each teams’ offseason moves once free agency starts, giving grades of key moves, and then of course draft grades after the draft.

In addition to that, you can expect plenty of NFL Draft scouting reports (I waited until after the college football season to do them this year, unlike last year), as well as Combine and Pro Day reviews, draft big boards and positional rankings, weekly mock drafts, my always controversial “should” mock draft, as well as possibly another fan mock draft and an experts mock draft. My NFL Draft overviews will also be updated regularly This year I will also be doing fairly regular NFL Draft themed podcasts and a live NFL Draft Blog once again. And of course after the draft, I start all over again for the 2012 NFL Draft.

In the coming weeks during the playoffs, I will still continue to post NFL weekly picks, and weekly NFL Mock Drafts, as well as the first of my NFL Draft scouting reports, and also the season wrap ups for each team. So, without further adieu, my final Power Rankings of the season. 

32. Carolina Panthers 2-13

I’d like to congratulate the Carolina Panthers. By losing to the Steelers week 16, coinciding with the Broncos beating the Texans and the Bengals beating the Chargers, the Carolina Panthers have officially clinched the #1 pick in the 2011 NFL Draft. This means that, assuming he comes out, Andrew Luck will be a Panther next season. However, there has been some talk that Luck (arguably the greatest redshirt sophmore quarterback prospect ever) is considering returning to Stanford to “further his education.” Wouldn’t that be just Carolina’s luck.

Hopefully, for Luck’s sake, and the Carolina Panthers’ sake, Luck looks at what happened to guys like Brian Brohm, Matt Leinart, and Jake Locker who went back to school and saw their draft stock plummet. The only reason Sam Bradford’s didn’t is because he got hurt so draftniks were unable to pick his game apart as much as they were able to with Brohm, Leinart, and Locker.

31. Buffalo Bills 4-11

After years of extensive study, the New England Patriots have concluded that the Buffalo Bills…suck. The Bills have not beaten the Patriots since week 1 of the 2003 season and this last one was ugly. Brady only threw for 140 yards because he didn’t need to throw for anymore. The Pats got 217 rushing yards and forced 7 Bills turnovers.

The bad news for the Bills, the end of their troubles might not be close. They aren’t going to get the #1 pick and Andrew Luck, who is lightyears ahead of every other quarterback in this class right now, so if they want an upgrade over Ryan Fitzpatrick, who has proven himself to not be a franchise signal caller, they have to choose between Cam Newton, Ryan Mallett, and Jake Locker. Oh, and just to bring it up again, CJ Spiller and Aaron Maybin are busts. I know, I know, beating a dead horse, but still.

30. Cincinnati Bengals 4-11

I’ve lost 7 units in the past 2 weeks betting against the Bengals, so naturally I tried to figure out why they were playing well. This is what I came up with. Jerome Simpson, Andre Caldwell, and Jermaine Gresham, the Bengals young receivers, are playing with a lot more heart than Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens, who are both currently injured. This is making things easier for Carson Palmer, who incidentally, is always at his best in December home games.

The defense also has something to do with it. Their secondary is getting stabilized after being hit with injuries and the combination of Leon Hall and Johnathan Joseph are now as tough to throw on as they were last year. The emergence of rookie Carlos Dunlap on the defensive line (8 sacks in 7 games) has also helped tremendously.

This is all good news for the Bengals next year. They aren’t going to be able to get Andrew Luck, but I think they can get away with bringing back Carson Palmer for another year, with a raw rookie behind him (Terrelle Pryor?). With the way these young receivers are playing, there is no need to bring back Terrell Owens or Chad Ochocinco, which saves them a ton of money. They also don’t need to draft a receiver in the first round and can instead focus on defense early.

29. Denver Broncos 4-11

For the Broncos write up, I will do a little Merril Hoge impersonation.

“Tim Tebow is 25 for 46 for 449 yards, 3 touchdowns, and a pick, along with 133 yards and 5 scores on the ground, with a 1-1 record, despite having a running backs coach as his head coach and offensive coordinator. But he holds the ball too long. He will never be a good NFL quarterback.”

Hoge just needs to admit he was wrong about this kid. He’s doing everything he was doing in college, throwing, running, leading drives, playing with passion, and winning games. He has to be their starter in 2011 and with a better coach brought in to coach him up (Jon Gruden?) and another offseason of hard work, he should have a very good year next year.

I don’t think they need to keep Kyle Orton on as a backup, which means they can try to trade him for a mid round pick, which they can use to help give their defense a much needed boost. For a franchise coming off the distrastrous Josh McDumass era, they have to be pleased with their progress in the last 2 games.

28. Cleveland Browns 5-10

Now is the time we start worrying about Colt McCoy. The 3rd round rookie looked like the 2nd coming of Steve Young before he got hurt. Since he’s returned, he’s struggled,with losses against Cincinnati and Baltimore, who intercepted me 3 times. He’s having the same problems that scared scouts off and forced him to drop into the 3rd round, lack of arm strength, inability to make reads.

The Browns, who haven’t had a good quarterback in over a decade, have to hope that an offseason of work, resting that ankle, help in the receiving corps, and maybe an upgrade at head coach, is all McCoy needs to get his promising young career back on track. I didn’t like McCoy out of college, but I actually want to be wrong about this one. I feel sorry for this team and especially this city after the LeBron James “Decision.”

27. Houston Texans 5-10

Citizens of Houston have organized a demonstration against Texans coach Gary Kubiak and I don’t blame them. This team has seemingly forgotten how to win. Whether they go down big early, comeback, only to lose in the end, or build a big lead and blow it late and lose, or on a Hail Mary, this team is seemingly inventing new ways to lose. They’ve been doing this for years (they could have easily been 13-3 if they didn’t mess up late last year) and the blame finally needs to fall on the coach.

Also, I’d like to vent about Andre Johnson’s injury and I know some of my readers can definitely agree with that. I lost my fantasy championship, scoring my season’s lowest total, because he didn’t play. I know you’re probably thinking, he was badly hurt and had been producing all year, you can’t complain. Well to that I say, I lost, I can complain.

26. Arizona Cardinals 5-10

Apparently we were all bad this year because for Christmas we got to listen to Matt Millen, Bob Papa, and Joe Thiesmann nonsenseically call a matchup between John Skelton and Stephen McGee, on a special edition of Thursday Night Football. And what was with that? A special edition of Thursday Night Football? Couldn’t you just call it Saturday Night Football NFL Network? Does that mean if someone goes out drinking on Saturday Night it’s just a special form of Thirsty Thursday? I guess I shouldn’t expect any better from a network that employs Matt Millen.

25. San Francisco 49ers 5-10

I believe I’m in the minority when I say this, but I disagree with the firing of Mike Singletary. Yes, his handling of the quarterback position this year was pretty stupid, but it’s not like he was benching a good quarterback for a bad one. There wasn’t a good one on this team. If they had a good quarterback, I trust that Mike Singletary would have started him.

His pros drastically outweighed his cons. He had this team playing tough for him every week and is an excellent motivator, which is the single most important quality a coach can have. Also, for those of you who blame Singletary for this team’s lack of a good quarterback, I say this. First, it’s not solely his decision on who to draft. Secondly, the only opportunity he would have had to draft a good quarterback early would have been Josh Freeman, unless 49ers fans want Jimmy Clausen. How many people in the world, other than Freeman’s friends and family, would have taken Freeman over Crabtree in 2009? 2? 3? Can’t blame him for that one.

24. Dallas Cowboys 5-10

Their loss to the Cardinals looked like an old Wade Phillips coached game, especially the way it ended, with the Cowboys losing by 1 because kicker David “Ferris” Buehler missed a PAT after a nice late touchdown by 3rd string quarterback Stephen McGee. However, unlike the Phillips era, this wasn’t Jason Garrett’s fault. His team played tough nonetheless and nearly won with their 3rd string quarterback. I still say Garrett deserves the job in 2011, unless Bill Cowher calls Jerry Jones up and expresses interest in the position. I don’t think you can say no in that situation.

23. Minnesota Vikings 6-9

I was originally going to blast the NFL’s handling of the Philly/Minnesota game in the Eagles’ write up, but instead I want to blast the Eagles in the Eagles’ writeup, so I’ll do that here. The move made no sense. The snow in Philadelphia this weekend wasn’t worst that want some games have been played in in the past.

Even the governor of Pennsylvania called Goodell and company “wussies” for not playing the game. Anytime a politician is not politically correct (the correct word is wussially challenged), you know you really messed up.

The NFL played a game last week on grass that was frozen and “unplayable” in Minnesota, according to Chris Kluwe, who was reportedly told to shut up by the commissioner’s office after his comment. Several players got hurt in that game, so Kluwe’s comment was proven to have some basis.

The NFL is going to have a cold weather Super Bowl in a few years, which, if the NFL gets its way, will be played in mid to late February (with expansion to an 18 game season). That’s normally a terrible weather time. What are they going to do? Postpone the Super Bowl?

Once again, Roger Goodell and company made a decision for, surprise, surprise, the money. Two more days gave Brett Favre a chance to rest his concussion (which ironically was suffered when his head hit the “unplayable” field in Minnesota last week), so the NFL could give America what it really wanted, Brett Favre vs. Michael Vick, instead of Joe Webb and Michael Vick, and make more money in the process. Favre didn’t end up playing and Webb actually did a nice job in an improbable Philadelphia victory, so the NFL’s plan didn’t work, but that has to be the reason why the move was made.

22. Detroit Lions 5-10

I said this last week, but I’ll say it again. This team has a chance to be really good next year. They’re riding a 3 game winning streak right now (when was the last time that happened for the Lions?) with a game against the Vikings next week that gives them a good shot to go 6-10 on the season, despite rarely having Matt Stafford, and despite a bunch of close losses.

With Stafford coming back next year, assuming his glass shoulder doesn’t get injured again, and a top 10 draft pick coming up, they have a very bright future. I’m really intrigued to see if this team can put it all together next year, because if they can, this is a playoff team.

21. Seattle Seahawks 6-9

The Seahawks have to have set the record for the worst team to ever be alive in the playoff race week 17. They are 6-9 right now. Since week 6, they have 3 wins, against Jimmy Clausen, Max Hall, and Derek Anderson. Their other three wins were against an early season form Chargers team, a slumping Bears team, and the San Francisco 49ers.

All of their 9 losses have been by 15 points or more. They have a differential of -117. The only teams who have worse differentials, Denver, Buffalo, Arizona, and Carolina. Oh, and to make things worse, their starting quarterback hurt his back on a non-contact play in a meaningless game last week and is not expected to start this week. Instead, it will be Clipboard Jesus, Charlie Whitehurst.

20. Tennessee Titans 6-9

There have been many teams this year who have simply not shown up in a game and showed zero effort in an ugly loss, but the Titans’ effort in their 34-14 loss in Kansas City was sickening. Their offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger is there still doing his job despite battling cancer and undergoing chemo, yet this team is still not doing there job and playing at 100%. To quote Jim Mora “those are some sick, sick, sick people.” To quote Jim Mora again, “that was a horseshit performance.”

On another note, my favorite story of the week was Tennessee defensive end William Hayes suffering a concussion when an errant Kerry Collins pass hit him in the head on the sidelines. Now, I know what you’re thinking, concussions aren’t funny. Well Hayes and his teammates were also laughing about the whole situation. Plus, is there any better story that sums up the Titans season than that?

19. Washington Redskins 6-9

Oh, I guess Rex Grossman wasn’t the answer. Grossman was the 2nd quarterback in 3 years (Kerry Collins) to complete fewer than 50% of his passes against a Jacksonville defense that ranks dead last in the league in YPA allowed. The Shanahans have absolutely screwed up here. If you bench McNabb, who the team gave a 5 year 78 million dollar extension and gave up a 2nd and 3rd rounder for back in April, you better be damn sure the guy you’re benching him for is a franchise quarterback.

I know McNabb isn’t having the best year, but he’s better than Grossman and he’s still at least a top 20 NFL quarterback, something you can’t say about Grossman. He might be having a pretty decent year if he had anymore talent in the receiving corps and a better offensive line. Now they’ve angered him and will have to try to trade him away or release him and eat his salary, something they’ll already have to do with Albert Haynesworth likely, and they still don’t have a quarterback. I mean even Jason Campbell would have been better than Rex Grossman.

18. Miami Dolphins 7-8

One of the most inexplicable stats this season has to be the Dolphins’ 1-7 home record. How can a team go 6-1 on the road and 1-7 at home? Aren’t you supposed to be better at home? This makes no sense. Some teams are poor roads teams because they are young, which makes sense, but a bad home team? Huh? I have no explanation for that.

Also, I disagree that Tony Sparano should be fired. His name is being mentioned as on the chopping block after a second straight losing season, despite all of the promise this team supposedly had before the season. You have to remember this, Sparano took over a 1-15 team and has a 25-22 record as their coach since then. Also, Bill Parcells thinks highly of him. I know Parcells is gone from the organization, but that certainly doesn’t mean the Tuna’s approval is a bad thing.

17. Oakland Raiders 7-8

The Raiders have an opportunity to complete an improbable 8-8 season with a win next week, for the first time since 2003, and they also have the opportunity, with a win next week, to complete an even more improbable 6-0 season in the division, a 6-0 division record even more improbable than the Bengals’ in 2009. Even both improbable than those two is the improbability of the two combined. 6-0 in the division and only 8-8 overall? That doesn’t happen very often.

 

16. St. Louis Rams 7-8

The Rams got back on track last week against the 49ers, especially Sam Bradford, who bounced back from a two game stretch in which he went 39 for 75 for 412 yards, no touchdowns, and 4 picks with a 28 for 37 for 292 yards, a touchdown, and no picks against the 49ers. This is very good news for the Rams, who eliminated the 49ers in the process, as they now have the momentum heading into the equivilant of the NFL’s version of the NCAA tournament’s 64 vs. 65 play in game, against the Seahawks in Seattle.

The Seahawks, meanwhile, are coming off of a 38-15 loss to the Buccaneers, in which Matt Hasselbeck hurt his lower back and hip running into the endzone untouched. Now they are expected to start Charlie Whitehurst against the Rams. The same Charlie Whitehurst who lost 41-7 to the Giants at home earlier this year and was unable to move the ball at all in the Tampa Bay game.

15. Jacksonville Jaguars 8-7

Once again, the Jaguars fell flat on their faces against a non-divisional opponent and now they face a must win game against the Texans without David Garrard and Maurice Jones Drew. In addition to a win over the Texans, they also need the Colts to lose to the Titans, so it’s likely that the Jaguars (who two weeks ago were a win over the Colts from clinching the playoffs) will fail to make the playoffs this year. I find this hillarious because three weeks ago the whole Thursday Night Football crew (non-special edition) sat there and buried the Colts, while I screamed at the television.

14. San Diego Chargers 8-7

For the first time in the Philip Rivers/Norv Turner era, the Chargers were unable to sleepwalk through the first 2 months of the season and then turn it on starting on November 1st and still make the playoffs. This year they simply sleptwalked through the entire season. They got complacent and just assumed they could turn it on when it matters (@ Cincinnati, vs. Oakland), and thus were unable to.

Norv Turner has to be fired after this. This team is simply too talented to not make the playoffs and they have never once in the Norv Turner era ever started a season well. Unfortunately for the Chargers, financial reasons have forced the Chargers to declare Norv’s job safe. Though sometimes front offices lie or change their mind, it looks like Norv will be back, bad news for this team.

13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-6

I think it’s fairly obvious that the Buccaneers’ defense sucks. They let Matt Hasselbeck march his team straight down the field before he got hurt, ironically, while running in untouched for the score. Before that, they let Drew Stanton go 23 for 37 for 252 yards and a score week 15 and Donovan McNabb go 22 for 35 for 228 yards and 2 scores week 14. The only reason Charlie Whitehurst couldn’t do anything against them is, well, Charlie Whitehurst sucks. Their defense is really missing key contributors such as Aqib Talib, Gerald McCoy, Cody Grimm, Brian Price, and Tanard Jackson right now.

Unfortunately, their offense is making up for it. Josh Freeman is coming off of a career day, 21 for 26 for 5 scores against the Seahawks, and LeGarrette Blount also rushed for 164 yards on 18 carries in that one. Blount, the talented undrafted rookie who made one huge mistake last season, is really proving his doubters wrong, averaging 5.2 yards per carry and giving this offense a second dimension in the process.

They’re probably not a playoff team this year, needing to beat New Orleans, the Giants to lose to the Redskins, and the Packers to lose to the Bears to make the playoffs, but they have an extremely bright future with their 2nd rookie quarterback, their rookie running back, and don’t forget about rookie receiver Mike Williams (another talented player with a troubled past). Williams has 61 catches for 924 yards and 10 scores this season as a rookie. They need to build their defense, but this is a talented team.

12. New York Giants 9-6

Another year another New York Giants collapse. This team no longer controls their own destiny after getting blown out in Lambeau last week 45-17, giving up 515 yards of offense and turning the ball over 6 times (never a winning combination). With 8 minutes left in the Eagles game and up 31-10, this team looked poised to finally have a strong second half and take control of the division. Now, they need to beat the Redskins in Washington this week and the Packers to lose to the Bears to make the playoffs, despite their 6-2 start.

The Philadelphia game collapse and the Lambeau beatdown weren’t the only isolated incidents of their second half swoon. They were dominated in the Jacksonville game, before coming back to win. They also lost to Philadelphia on a different occasion and to Dallas. Their only other two second half wins, other than the Jacksonville win, were against Minnesota and Washington, who simply didn’t show up in those games.

The cause of their second half swoon (and the reason why I haven’t believed in this team all season) is nothing different than mistakes they’ve made in the past, giving up big plays on defense, something that plagued this team all last season, especially in the second half when they went from 5-0 to 8-8 and out of the playoffs, and turnovers, something that’s plagued this team all season. They actually lead the league in turnovers with 41. In second place are the 6-9 Vikings with 36.

Second half swoons are nothing new to this team. I mentioned last year, but in 2008 they started 11-1 before they fell to 12-4 and lost in the first round of the playoffs. In 2006, they started 6-2 before falling to 8-8 and losing in the first round of the playoffs. In 2004, they started 5-2 with veteran Kurt Warner, before falling to 5-4, benching Warner for rookie Eli Manning, and then finishing a mere 6-10. Hell, even the year they won the Super Bowl they started 6-2 before falling to 10-6. They obviously eventually rebounded, but still, the swoon was alive that year.

In fact, the only year they didn’t swoon in the second half in the Tom Coughlin era was 2005 and everytime they swooned, the root cause was turnovers, and big plays allowed on defense. I think Tom Coughlin’s run out of chances. This is a talented playoff team and after (assuming they don’t make it this year) missing it for two straight years, the blame has to fall on Coughlin.

11. Kansas City Chiefs 10-5

I’ve doubted them almost all year (except for last week when I finally declared that this team could win the division), but I would like to congratulate the Kansas City Chiefs on winning the AFC West and holding off the San Diego Chargers (who kind of shot themselves in the foot many, many times). Matt Cassel’s strong statistical season may have been the result of a relatively weak schedule and one of the league’s strongest running games to take the pressure off of him, but there’s still no denying that Cassel’s 7.2 YPA, 60.2% completion percentage, and 27-5 TD-INT ratio are impressive. Equally impressive is that he’s 39 for 63 for 498 yards, 4 touchdowns, and 1 pick since returning from an appendectomy. The Chiefs were victorous in both of those games.

It’ll be interesting to see what Cassel can do in the first round of the playoffs. No matter if the Chiefs get the 3rd seed (which they clinch with a win over the Raiders this week, or a Colts loss to the Titans) or the 4th seed (which they get if they lose to the Raiders and the Colts beat the Titans), they will either face the Ravens or the Jets in the first round of the playoffs. Both of those teams have strong ground defenses and can limit what Jamaal Charles and Thomas Jones do, forcing Cassel to beat them deep. I don’t like Cassel’s chances in that situation, but then again, I didn’t pick this team to win the division until last week either, so I’ve been wrong before.

10. New York Jets 10-5

I am not a Jets fan. I am a Patriots fan and as one it is my duty to hate the Jets. However, I am going to stand up for Rex Ryan this week (I actually secretly think Rex Ryan seems like a cool guy). This week, a video has surfaced around the internet of Rex Ryan’s wife shooting a sensual foot video, with what sounded like Rex Ryan’s voice in the background. Ryan hasn’t said anything in the past week like, that wasn’t me, so we can only assume it was him.

My point, I don’t care. He’s a football coach. This doesn’t effect the type of football coach, or even the type of person he is. All it says is what he enjoys in the bedroom. In fact, if anything, we should applaud Rex for this one. He’s been married for 23 years and is still into his wife. Good for him. It might not necessarily be normal, but that doesn’t mean that it’s wrong. I think we need to cut Rex some slack with this one.

Now onto some football, this team’s in trouble. How do you allow 38 points to the Bears in cold weather? Isn’t this supposed to be the best defense in the league? Their offense certainly isn’t good enough to support the team without a strong effort by the defense. They may have almost won last week, but this isn’t a team that wins if they allow 30+. The games they win are defensive games, like their impressive 22-17 victory over the Steelers week 15. If their defense continues to struggle, they’re in trouble.

9. Philadelphia Eagles 10-5

The Philadelphia Eagles fell flat on their faces last week, scoring the fewest points in a Michael Vick start this year, in a 24-14 loss to Joe Webb and the Minnesota Vikings. Even worse, the Vikings provided a blueprint on how to beat the Eagles. If you can get after the quarterback, you can win. The offensive line is terrible and if you can get to Vick, he is very prone to fumbling.

The Eagles were in a good position, with the Falcons falling, to become the favorites in the NFC. Now, I think they’ll have a lot of trouble getting out of the first round with the Green Bay Packers expected to be their first round opponent. Bad week.

On another note, I’m sure you heard about the Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie getting a call from President Obama congratulating him for giving Vick a second chance saying “released prisoners rarely receive a level playing field” referring to how they struggle to find out after being released. Yeah there’s a reason for that. They were in prison. Apparently now it’s bad to discriminate against criminals in job hiring.

Also I find it interesting that this call comes now. Lurie signed Vick over a year ago. The timing of the call wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that Vick is playing well would it? I’m willing to bet that call never comes if Vick was a backup like he was last year.

Finally, I’d like to comment on Tucker Carlson saying that Vick should have been executed. I don’t like Vick at all, but this guy is taking it way too far. He’s making Vick haters like me look bad. I don’t agree with that this guy said at all. I happen to think that no one should ever be executed for anything (it’s proven that it doesn’t reduce crime), but certainly not for dogfighting (even though I hate Vick for his actions). 

8. Chicago Bears 11-4

The Bears needed a first round bye more than any other team. The reason for that is simple. They have the talent to beat anyone in the NFC on any given Sunday, but they also have the potential to self destruct on any given Sunday. With a first round bye, they only have to win 3 games instead of 4 to win the Super Bowl, meaning less chances for them to self destruct.

7. Baltimore Ravens 11-4

The Ravens offense took a step back from where it was during the New Orleans game last week against the Browns, but they may have been because a mere 10 points and 3 picks by Colt McCoy and the Browns offense made offensive efficiency unnecessary. We’ve seen this offense be good when it needs to be. Last week, the defense showed major talent, with 3 picks and stuffing one of the league’s best runners, Peyton Hillis, for 35 yards on 12 carries. For a run defense that’s been good, but not as good as it has been in the past, that was huge.

6. Indianapolis Colts 9-6

An ESPN poll says that 57% of Sportsnation doesn’t consider the Colts legitimate contenders. I am part of that 43% minority. This team still has Peyton Manning and Manning can still get the job done. The also won’t be able to rest their starters this week with the playoffs not clinched yet, so they will have momentum going into the playoffs, unlike most years when they take their foot off the gas weeks 16 and 17.

In fact, I think if any teams is going to beat the Patriots in the playoffs before the Super Bowl, it will be the Colts. First, the Colts almost won in Foxboro earlier this year. Second, they are the only other AFC playoff team that can score enough to win. You can’t hold the Pats under 30. No one can. No one has since week 8 and that includes the Steelers, the Jets, and the Bears, 3 very good defenses. You have to fight fire with fire with this team and the Colts are the only team in the AFC that can do that.

5. Atlanta Falcons 12-3

This was a terrible loss by the Falcons. Opposing teams will no longer fear the Georgia Dome. They also win a lot of close games, but this team they were unable to. I think the Packers and the Saints are better than the Falcons in the NFC right here. The Packers lost in Atlanta, but it was close and could have gone either way. The Packers are on a roll right now and I think would win a rematch. I would have said the Eagles were better too, but they decided to fall flat on their faces as well.

The Falcons were simply too conservative and careful against the Saints. They were trying not to lose rather than win, which is proven to not work in the NFL (or, in most situations, in life). They play way too passively and they have all year, only now it’s starting to backfire. Down 3 they decided to punt with about 2:40 left in the game, rather than going for it on 4th, which, barring the Saints’ amazing offense going 3 and out, was probably their only chance to win. The Saints didn’t go 3 and out and the Falcons didn’t win. 

4. Green Bay Packers 9-6

I mentioned Green Bay’s roll in Atlanta’s write up, but I’ll expand that that roll here. They haven’t lost a game by more than 4 points all season, not even without Aaron Rodgers to the Patriots in Foxboro. Their point differential of +141 is the best in the entire NFC and 2nd only to the Patriots in the league. They’re coming off a game in which they had 515 yards of total offense.

This was my Super Bowl pick to start the year and I still have a shot to be right (though as a Pats fan, I’d prefer to be wrong). I think they would win in a rematch with the Falcons in Atlanta. I think they’d have a shot at beating New Orleans in New Orleans, but I’d give the defending champs the edge in that one.

3. Pittsburgh Steelers 11-4

Their defense is banged up right now, especially Troy Polamalu, but they can clinch a first round bye with a win over the lowly Browns this week, giving them time to rest up. This is still a dangerous team in the playoffs. Big Ben has two Super Bowl and this defense is still elite. I don’t think they can beat the Patriots simply because I don’t think they can score the 30+ necessary to win that game, but if any defense is going to slow that team down, it’s this one.

2. New Orleans Saints 11-4

The defending Super Bowl champs are my NFC favorites right now. They are the only team to win in Atlanta this year and I think they have the best shot of doing it again. As the 5th seed, they’d probably face the NFC West “winner” in the first round, which should be a cakewalk game. Then they’d have to go into either Chicago or Atlanta and I think they’d win both of those games. The team I see them having the most trouble with is Green Bay, but a matchup with Green Bay would be in New Orleans and that Superdome advantage is huge.

On another note, my second favorite story of the week was Remi Ayodele saying that he “pissed on the Falcons’ logo” after the Saints victory in New Orleans last week. We have no way of confirming this, so I’ll just assume it was true. This has to be one of the stupidest moves by an NFL player on the field in a while and if he didn’t do it and lied about it, it’s even stupider.

You do something like that when you’re sure you’ve played that team was the last time this season. These two teams could easily meet again in the playoffs and the Falcons will now have added motivation to crush the Saints and if they do, Ayodele just looks like an idiot. Remember 2008 when the Titans stepped on the Steelers’ “terrible towels” after a regular season victory over the Steelers, only to have the Steelers crush them in the playoffs and go on to win the Super Bowl. Whoops!

And if he lied about it and didn’t actually do it, that’s even stupider. Now he’s given the Falcons added motivation without actually getting to do something fun like peeing on the Falcons’ logo. Either way, this wasn’t a smart move now. That’s something you do after you’ve eliminated them. 

1. New England Patriots 13-2

Tom Brady is the league’s MVP. Bill Belicheck is the league’s coach of the year. The New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl. Brady has only thrown 4 picks this season in 476 attempts. He hasn’t thrown a pick in 319 attempts and his last pick was on a Hail Mary at the end of the half. He’s thrown 25 touchdown since his last pick. He’s played 15 games this year, and thrown no picks in 13 of them. He has 8 straight games of 2+ touchdowns and no picks, shattering Don Meredith’s record of 6.

He has 34 touchdowns and 4 picks on the season. He might not throw for 4000 yards (he needs 299 against Miami to do so), but yards are very overrated as a stat. He doesn’t need to throw for a ton of yards to score because he’s that efficient.

He has led his team to 7 straight games of 30+ with a running game that is maybe slightly above average at best. His top receivers are someone that sub .500 Seattle didn’t even want, two rookie tight ends, a slot receiver coming off of major knee surgery, and a running back who was cut by the Jets in the preseason. Oh, and he’s the quarterback of the team with the best record.

The Patriots have allowed 5614 yards of offense and have accumulated 5318 yards of offense. I haven’t fact checked this or anything, but I doubt there are many 13+ win teams that allow more yards than they produce. But that’s just the type of team this is (and remember yards are overrated). They are bend, but don’t break on defense, and efficient on offense. By contrast, the San Diego Chargers have the 2nd most yards produced and the fewest yards allowed, a difference of 1874 between. They aren’t going to make the playoffs.

They are averaging 32 points per game and have scored 30+ in 7 straight. They have the league’s best quarterback and the league’s best coach, a winning combination that already has 3 rings and 4 Super Bowl appearances. They have gashed plenty of good defenses this year, including the Jets (11th in scoring defense) for 45, the Packers (2nd in scoring defense) for 31, the Steelers (1st in scoring defense) for 39, and the Bears (4th in scoring defense) for 36.

They’ve only turned the ball over 9 times this season in 15 games. The record for a single season is 12, in a strike shortened season. They have gone 7 games without a turnover, shattering the previous record. The reason they can produce so few yards and still produce points is because they’re so careful with the ball. 

Assuming the Colts make the playoffs, the Patriots have beaten every single AFC playoff team at least once, with a combined record of 5-1 (a week 2 loss to the Jets) against them. They haven’t beaten the Chiefs, but they haven’t played them either. They’ve also beaten the Chargers, the Packers, and the Bears.

Finally, this brings us to the man in charge of it all. BB. Bill Belicheck. The mastermind. He’s done it again. This team wasn’t supposed to be the best team in the league this year. They weren’t supposed to do all of the amazing things they did. For the most part, Brady wasn’t supposed to either. Brady was supposed to be washed up, a celebrity with Justin Bieber hair that didn’t care about football. This team as supposed to be injured (no Ty Warren, no Leigh Bodden since the preseason) and very inexperienced to begin with. The Jets and Dolphins were supposed to be gaining on them or even better than them. Now look at them.

 

 

Week 17 Picks

Last week overall: 10-6

Last week ATS: 11-5 (+840/+18%)

Overall picks: 156-84 (.650)

ATS Picks: 127-106-7 (+$2450)

Lock picks: 11-5

Upset picks: 30-33 (+1423)

Week 16 recap: Last week I snapped a 3 week streak of being in the red, making $840, or 18%, which, against a 10% juice, is pretty good. However, I was actually disappointed. I started the week 8-1 straight up (losing by 1 picking the Cowboys) and 8-1 ATS, nailing 20 of my first 23 units.

However, I struggled in the second half of the week. 11-5 ATS is very strong, especially with the amount of money I made, but the 10-6 straight up record was not what I was looking for. I nailed my 5 unit pick (Washington +7 over Jacksonville) and split my two 4 units losing Seattle +6 over Tampa Bay and winning Detroit +3.5 over Miami.  

With my upset picks, I earned $325, going 3-2 with my upset picks. I lost with the Seahawks over Buccaneers and Giants over Packers, but won with Washington (+250) over Jacksonville, Detroit (+165) over Miami, and Denver (+130) over Houston.

Atlanta Falcons 27 Carolina Panthers 17

Spread: Atlanta -14.5

Pick against spread: Carolina 2 units (-220)

Last week I bet three on the Panthers to cover as large underdogs citing the Steelers inability to win games by large margins. The Panthers lost 27-3, losing against the spread by 9.5 points. This week, I am betting on the Panthers again as large underdogs, citing the Falcons inability to win games by large margins. However, I do have more reasons and I’m not betting three again on a team as terrible as the Panthers.

The Falcons have only won 4 games by 15 or more this season. One of those was against the Panthers in Carolina, but this time should be different. Last week was the biggest game in the Matt Ryan era for the Falcons and they lost. Now they have to play a lowly Panthers team a mere 6 days later with the playoffs locked up and a first round bye and homefield all but locked up. I doubt they show much energy, instead looking forward to the playoffs.

Unlike the Steelers game, this is a division rivalry. The Panthers do well in same season revenge games in the John Fox era, 8-4 ATS, and typically division rivalries are closer than most games. If this team can hang within 2 of a deflated Saints team week 4 (coming off a home loss to the Falcons) in New Orleans, they can hang within 15 of the Falcons this week.

Also, while the Falcons will have 6 days to prepare for the Panthers, the Panthers will have 10 off of Thursday Night Football. Thursday Night Football losers are 6-2 ATS the next week this year. It also helps that the Panthers have already locked up the #1 draft pick. Playing hard won’t hurt them this week. I won’t bet three this week, but I do like Carolina’s chances to keep this within 2 scores. Finally, another trend, double digit favorites off of a loss are 35-62 ATS since 2002. I know I cited this against Pittsburgh last week, but it’s still a strong trend.

Pittsburgh Steelers 20 Cleveland Browns 17

Spread: Pittsburgh -6

Pick against spread: Cleveland 2 units (-220)

What happened to Colt McCoy? He looked like the second coming of Steve Young before he went down with his injury. Since returning, he’s lost to the Bengals and thrown 3 picks in a 10 point loss to the Ravens. I can only assume he is still not 100% or perhaps that he has hit a rookie wall. Nonetheless, he could continue to struggle this week against the Steelers.

The Ravens were 3.5 points favorites in Cleveland last week, but the Steelers are now 6 point favorites in Cleveland, which I don’t get. Baltimore and Pittsburgh are two very evenly matched teams as shown by the fact that both of their games were very close, so I see no reason why Pittsburgh is favored by more than 4 here, especially considering the Ravens didn’t exactly blow out the spread last week.

In fact, the Ravens did only win 20-10 despite the 3 picks. I don’t think McCoy will be picked off 3 times again this week, especially since the Steelers are expected to rest Troy Polamalu again. The Steelers’ offense has had trouble scoring in recent weeks (with the exception of the Carolina game) and has been especially bad on the road.

Because of this, they haven’t won a lot of games by large margins on the road, with their last road win by 7+ coming week 3 in Tampa Bay. Also keep in mind, Mike Tomlin and the Steelers are a mere 5-13 ATS as road favorites since Tomlin took over as head coach. I moderately like McCoy and the Browns’ chances this week to keep this one close.

Detroit Lions 24 Minnesota Vikings 20

Spread: Detroit -3

Pick against spread: Detroit 1 unit (+100)

The Vikings didn’t look half bad on Tuesday Night Football, beating the Eagles and rediscovering their pass rush in the process. Luckily for them, the Lions struggle to protect their quarterback so they could get a few more sacks this week. Brett Favre is expected to get the start this week for Minnesota over Joe Webb who looked decent, but unspectacular against the Eagles last week. I still say they need a new QB in 2011.

The Lions are in an interesting position in this one. They’re favored. They’ve been favored a mere 10 times since the start of the 2006 season and they only covered in 3 of them. However, they didn’t deserve to be favored all that much until this season. They’re playing good football right now and are the better team in this one at home. They have the league’s best record ATS and are on a 3 game winning streak. It may only be for 1 unit, but I like the Lions in this one.

Green Bay Packers 28 Chicago Bears 20

Spread: Green Bay -10.5

Pick against spread: Chicago 1 unit (+100)

Chicago has clinched a first round bye with the Eagles loss to the Vikings on Tuesday. The only way Chicago can get different seed than the one they have now, #2, is if Atlanta loses to Carolina and New Orleans loses to Tampa Bay. I don’t think that combination is all that likely. 

That being said, Chicago might still play fairly hard in this one for several reasons. One, Green Bay is a division rival. Very rarely do you see a team just rollover and let a division rival win, especially win, if said division rival wins, they make the playoffs. The Bears aren’t going to roll over and let the Packers make the playoffs.

The second reason is, in addition to being a division rival, the Packers are also a scary opponent. I think the Bears would much rather the Giants or the Buccaneers sneak into the 6th seed than the Packers. This isn’t a team they want to face in the playoffs and beating them here would eliminate that possibility.

However, I’m still taking the Packers to win. They need this game more and they are the better team, but I find that spread slightly ridiculous. It assumes the Bears will just roll over this week. I’m taking the points for 1.  

New England Patriots 38 Miami Dolphins 17 Lock Pick

Spread: New England -3

Pick against spread: New England 6 units (+600)

This spread suggests that the Patriots will bench or limit their starters this week. I don’t know why. They never do. In fact, in the BB/Brady era, they are 7-2 week 17. Some say they will still rest because of what happened to Wes Welker week 17 last year (and the ensuing beatdown they suffered in the first round of the playoffs the next week). However, the Patriots clinched homefield after week 15. If they were going to rest their starters, why didn’t they last week up 20+ late against the Bills. BB and company haven’t changed.

Like the Bills, the Dolphins are a hated division rival, and even if they weren’t, this team would still give it their all. They almost always do, especially this year when it seems everyone on the team, especially Brady, has a chip on their shoulder. The only reason they didn’t against the Packers is because they saw they were expecting to play Aaron Rodgers and were so relieved to play Flynn instead that they forgot the Packers were good.

Even in the Packers game, they scored 30 points. In fact, the last time they didn’t score 30 was their last loss, week 9 in Cleveland. Going all out once again, I expect them to do the same this week. They’ve gashed defenses better than the Dolphins’ for 30+, including the Packers, Steelers, Jets, and Bears. No one can stop them. The Dolphins and their 14th ranked pass defense won’t be able to. I can’t see the Dolphins, who have only scored 27+ twice this year, being able to keep up with the way Henne has been playing of late.

I’m going with this for my 2nd 6 unit pick of the year. The only reason this isn’t 7 or 8 is because there’s a slight chance they could pull Brady early (BB is not exactly the most truthful and easy to read person) for Brian Hoyer, even though that’s not the Patriot way. Even in that situation, they could build an early 10-0 or 10-3 lead and still cover. These teams aren’t even close to being evenly matched. This is my favorite pick of the year (followed by Colts +3 against the Eagles, and the Panthers +10 against Jake Delhomme). Brady -3 against a sub .500 team in New England. Gotta love it.

 

Indianapolis Colts 34 Tennessee Titans 28

Spread: Indianapolis -9.5

Pick against spread: Tennessee 2 units (+200)

Tennessee flat out sucked last week. They showed zero effort in Kansas City and let Matt Cassel and company have their way with them all day. It was really (in the words of the great Jim Mora) a horseshit performance, especially when you consider that their offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger is still there in a losing season coaching despite battling cancer and going through chemo. I thought this team would show a little bit more effort for a coach who is showing all the effort in the world. I guess I was wrong.

However, I do expect the Titans to show up this week. This is a divisional clash against the hated rival Colts. They are only 2-3 against the division this year, but in one of those losses was by 2 points (against these Colts) and in another they were playing with Rusty Smith as their quarterback. Both of their division victories were very impressive, so they should give effort this week like they did two weeks ago against Houston.

The Colts, meanwhile, haven’t been playing the caliber of ball that allows them to cover large spreads like this one. Their last double digit win was week 8 against the Texans which was right before this team started “struggling” (by their standards). A few weeks ago, the Colts, as 3 point favorites on the road, failed to cover against the Titans. The Titans were coming off back to back ugly losses in that one as well so they’re no strangers to covering against the Colts after bad losses.

Oakland Raiders 27 Kansas City Chiefs 21 Upset Pick (+180)

Spread: Kansas City -4

Pick against spread: Oakland 3 units (+300)

Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs. I’ve doubted them all year, but they clinched the division over the San Diego Chargers with a week to spare. Todd Haley says he will be playing his starters this week, but we can’t know to what extent. If they win, they clinch the 3rd seed. If they lose and the Colts win, they drop to 4. I doubt they care because either way they will have a home playoff game and play one of two similar teams, the Jets and Ravens.

The Raiders, meanwhile, are trying to complete an improbable 6-0 season in the division and get to 8-8 on the season. They have a good shot to do that even though doing so would mean that the Chiefs would drop their first home game of the season and fall to 7-1. I think finishing 6-0 in the division means more to the Raiders than 8-0 at home means to the Chiefs, who are just trying to get ready for the playoffs.

The Raiders matchup well with the Chiefs. They beat the Chiefs earlier this year in Oakland in large part because they were able to limit Dwayne Bowe, who is by far the Chiefs best and only good receiver. Nnamdi Asomugha should be able to limit Bowe again this week.

I like the Raiders chances to win here in a game that means more to them than the Chiefs. Also, there’s a chance Cassel sits or doesn’t play much to get ready for the playoffs which would mean Brodie “0-10” Croyle would start or play extensively for the Chiefs. Even if the Raiders fall, this should be a close game and I like getting 4 points with the Raiders. Both of these teams are run first teams, especially with Nnamdi Asomugha limiting Bowe and Croyle possibly playing extensively. Those type of games are normally close games, like this one was when the Raiders beat the Chiefs by 3 in Oakland earlier this year.

Baltimore Ravens 24 Cincinnati Bengals 13

Spread: Baltimore -9.5

Pick against spread: Baltimore 1 unit (-110)

These Bengals have cost me 7 units in the last 2 weeks betting against them so naturally I was confused as to why they were having this success all of a sudden off of a 10 game losing streak. I concluded that it had something to do with the fact that Carson Palmer always seems to be at his best in December home games, something I overlooked in these past few weeks.

With that established, I think I should be safe picking against this team again this week, now on the road. However, Jerome Simpson, Andre Caldwell, and Jermaine Gresham all did great jobs getting open last week for Carson Palmer and Palmer did a great job of finding them. This offense had a lot of life last week and could show some of that again this week. This young receivers are playing with a lot more heart than Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens.

However, I am going to take the Ravens here. The Ravens have historically done well as double digit favorites in the John Harbaugh era and they have done well against teams with losing records, going 6-2 and 11-4 in those situations respectively. This isn’t a true double digit line, but it’s close enough.

New Orleans Saints 34 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 28

Spread: New Orleans -9.5

Pick against spread: Tampa Bay 3 units (+300)

Tampa Bay’s defense sucks. They can’t stop anyone without Aqib Talib and Gerald McCoy. They let Matt Hasselbeck march the Seahawks straight downfield before he got hurt. The only reason Charlie Whitehurst didn’t do anything is because, well, Charlie Whitehurst sucks. Before the Seattle game, they gave up 252 yards on 23 for 37 to Drew Stanton and 228 yards on 22 for 35 to Donovan McNabb in the two games they had since the Talib injury.

In their last meeting with the Saints, the Bucs gave up 475 yards and that was with Aqib Talib and Gerald McCoy in the lineup. They also had Cody Grimm, who is also hurt right now. Grimm had been doing a good job filling in for the suspended Tanard Jackson before he got. This game is also in New Orleans, rather than Tampa Bay, so it’s safe to say the Saints will move the ball well in this one.

However, unlike week 6, the Buccaneers will be able to move the ball. Josh Freeman is coming off of a career game, 21 for 26 for 237 yards and 5 touchdowns. The Buccaneers had yet to discover LeGarrette Blount week 6 so they were unable to gut the Saints’ 19th ranked run defense. Blount had 164 yards on 18 carries against Seattle’s 16th ranked run defense last week, so he should have another big game here and certainly will be better than Cadillac Williams, who rushed for 18 yards on 10 carries week 6.

The Buccaneers are a drastically better team than they were week 6. Their box scores show this. They haven’t lost by more than 7 points since that week 6 31-6 defeat at the hands of the Saints. They haven’t had a cupcake schedule since then either, hanging within 7 of the Ravens, 6 of the Falcons, and then once again within 4 of the Falcons. Their only other loss in that time was to the Lions, which might be why this line is so high, but if that’s the case, then Vegas is drastically underestimating the Buccaneers. This is a solid football team.

The Saints struggle as double digit favorites in the Sean Peyton era. This isn’t quite a double digit spread, but it’s close enough and their 3-11 record in that situation is hard to ignore. Finally, the Buccaneers need this game more than the Saints. The Saints are in the playoffs after last week’s victory over the Falcons and will simply be playing for seeding. In fact, if the Falcons beat the lowly Panthers, the Saints won’t be able to get higher than the 5th seed in this game.

The Buccaneers, meanwhile, are playing to make the playoffs. They need this win (and some help) to make the playoffs. They need the Giants and Packers to lose if they want to make the playoffs, but they will be playing at the same time as those two teams so they will go into this game still able to make the playoffs.

If this spread is at 10 or 10.5 anywhere, first tell me, then take it for 4, if not, take it for 3. Don’t wait for it to go into double digits because it’s already very high as it is and it’s more likely to drop to 8.5 or 9 than go into double digits.

New York Jets 20 Buffalo Bills 17

Spread: NY Jets -1

Pick against spread: NY Jets 1 unit (+100)

Mark Sanchez practiced on Wednesday and is expected to start for the Jets, but with this game being pretty meaningless for the Jets, he might not play the whole game. The Jets can either get the #5 seed or the #6 seed and no matter which one they get, their opponent will be the Chiefs or the Colts, depending on how those two teams do in their game, something they can’t control.

However, this line is really low. The Bills aren’t a very good team and I think if the Jets play their starters for a quarter and then play their backups for 3, they could still win this one. I’m not putting anymore than 2 on it because of the general uncertainty of the whole situation, but I like the Jets in this one. 

Update: Rex Ryan has said Sanchez won’t play the whole game. The line is down for this reason and a new pick will be posted when a new line is posted. 

Update: There is no definite answer on how much Mark Sanchez will play, though he is expected to play. Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie, however, could miss the entire game, which greatly hurts the Jets’ chances. There’s also no telling if any Jets starter will play the whole game, so, while the Jets seem like the right side, it’s a very risky bet on either side. 

Jacksonville Jaguars 24 Houston Texans 21 Upset Pick (+135)

Spread: Houston -3

Pick against spread: Jacksonville 2 units (-220)

The Jaguars fell flat on their faces last week as home favorites against a non-conference opponent. They’ll probably play better this week in a divisional, must win game in Houston. They’re also expected to have Maurice Jones Drew back. If he had played last week, they likely would have won, despite all the situations against them. Houston isn’t any better than Washington, who they lost to last week, so with MJD back, they have a good shot to win.

Houston, meanwhile, seems to have forgotten how to win. Whether they come back from large deficits to take the lead, and then blow it late, or blow a large lead early and lose, this team has seemingly lost in every way imaginable this season. They have one win since week 6, and that was against Rusty Smith and the Titans. There’s no way I’m betting on them in a fairly even spread. I don’t love Jacksonville, but I hate the Texans.

Update: David Garrard will underdog finger surgery this week and thus will not be available to play. Trent Edwards will start for the Jaguars. Vegas took this line down and has yet to repost it in the wake of the injury, so my new pick will be posted when the new line is posted. 

Update: With Trent Edwards starting, this line has moved to -3 in favor of Houston. As much as I hate betting on Trent Edwards, I’m not going to bet on the Texans as favorites. Not only are they false favorites (favorites after 2 or more straight losses), they flat out don’t know how to win. Besides, Houston’s secondary is so bad, Trent Edwards might have a good game here. 

Washington Redskins 26 New York Giants 23 Upset Pick (+175)

Spread: -4 NY Giants

Pick against spread: Washington 2 units (+200)

Another year, another second half Giants collapse. In their last 68 minutes, they have been outscored 73-17. They also have losses to Dallas and Philadelphia in the second half. Their only 3 wins were by 4 to the Jags, who dominated for most of the game, and the Redskins and Vikings, who didn’t show up. Eli Manning and company are turnover machines with 41 turnovers on the year, 6 more than 2nd place Carolina. They can’t be trusted here.

The Redskins may have gotten blown out in their last matchup with the Giants, but they have bounced back well in their last 3, as they are 2-0-1 ATS and they only pushed in that one game, against the Buccaneers, because their special teams exploded. That was a single isolated incident and not a longterm issue. This game is also in Washington where the Redskins will be a lot more motivated than they were a few weeks ago in Washington.

The Giants need this win to make the playoffs and they are favored. Teams tend to struggle to cover in this situation. Based on how the Giants have played these past few weeks, that definitely could happen to them this week. Even if the Redskins don’t walk away with the win here, I like their chances to keep it within 4.

San Francisco 49ers 17 Arizona Cardinals 15

Spread: San Francisco -6.5

Pick against spread: Arizona 4 units (-440)

The San Francisco 49ers fired head coach Mike Singletary after their loss last week to the Rams, a loss that eliminated them from the playoff race. I can’t see this team getting up this week for a Cardinals team that they blew out earlier this year.

Meanwhile, the Cardinals are playing better football of late. Derek Anderson may have put his heart and soul into the shit, but he wasn’t very good. John Skelton has led them to a 2-1 record in his 3 starts, beating the Broncos and the Cowboys, and only losing by 7 to the Panthers on a 1 PM ET start on the East Coast. The Broncos and Cowboys aren’t very good, but then again neither are the 49ers.

The 49ers are favorites of 6.5 here despite their 5-10 record, a bad sign. Teams that finish 6-10 or worse are 19-49 ATS since 2002 when favored by 6 or more points. The 49ers are unable to finish better than 6-10 so this trend obviously applies. This has been my single favorite trend this season and I’m rolling with it again here.

San Diego Chargers 27 Denver Broncos 24

Spread: -3.5 San Diego

Pick against spread: Denver 1 unit (-110)

The San Diego Chargers were eliminated last week when they lost to the Cincinnati Bengals. It just goes to show, you can’t always suck for the first 2 months of the season and expect to then turn it on from November 1st on. That was their attitude all year, but it didn’t happen.

I don’t know for sure how they’ll react, because they haven’t been eliminated in the Norv Turner/Philip Rivers era before, but I predict they’ll be extremely flat in this one because they have expected to make their comeback all season and it just never happened.

It doesn’t help that San Diego hasn’t been a good road team this year to begin with, at 2-5. Denver is still a tough place to play, especially with the way that Tim Tebow has been playing in his first 2 career starts. The Chargers aren’t the Texans, so Tebow won’t have quite as good of a game this week, but he’s still a very promising quarterback.

The problem is, we aren’t getting any line value. I was expecting this line to be at -6, even following the Chargers loss to the Bengals. I’m still taking the Broncos, because the line is more than a field goal and I think they can keep this one that close, but only for 1 unit.

Dallas Cowboys 28 Philadelphia Eagles 27 Upset Pick (+135)

Spread: Philadelphia -3

Pick against spread: Dallas 1 unit (+100)

Philadelphia is the one team whose week 17 matchup literally means absolutely nothing. They are stuck in the #3 seed no matter if they win or if they lose. Andy Reid has proven before that he will rest starters in meaningless week 17 games. It already looks as if Michael Vick won’t play at all with a quad injury, as backup Kevin Kolb has gotten all the first team reps in practice. Guys like Jeremy Maclin, DeSean Jackson, LeSean McCoy Asante Samuel, Trent Cole, among others, are not expected to play very much at all.

Kevin Kolb is a pretty good quarterback. We’ve seen him have success before in the past, but it’ll be interesting to see how he responds without Maclin and Jackson, not to mention a strong defense supporting him. Lucky for Kolb, the Cowboys defense isn’t much better than Philadelphia second team defense. The Cowboys really struggle to stop people so Kolb and company will put points on the board.

While this game means virtually nothing to the Eagles, it means a lot to the Cowboys. After this miserable season, they want to end it on a high note and a win over the Eagles would certainly be a high note. The Eagles are also a division rival and remember, the Cowboys only lost by 3 to the Eagles earlier this year so there’s a revenge factor in this one.

Stephen McGee will start for the Cowboys. He proved himself to be a decent signal caller last week, maybe even good enough to force some desperate team to trade a pick for him this offseason. Unlike Kolb, McGee will have the full use of his receivers, at least the healthy ones, which means Miles Austin, Roy Williams, and Jason Witten.  Against a second team defense, he will put some points on the board as well.

I think it would take someone with a gambling problem to put big money on this game. We simply don’t know how well or how poor the Eagles’ backups will play. Obviously if they play badly, the Cowboys have a very good shot at winning. However, if they play well, the Eagles have the better signal caller in this one and are the home team, which would make it very tough for the Cowboys to win. I’m taking the points for 1. The Cowboys should win this one, but it’s a very risky bet.

St. Louis Rams 27 Seattle Seahawks 9

Spread: St. Louis -2.5

Pick against spread: St. Louis 5 units (-550)

The Seattle Seahawks have to have set the record for the worst team to ever be alive in the playoff race week 17. They are 6-9 right now. Since week 6, they have 3 wins, against Jimmy Clausen, Max Hall, and Derek Anderson. Their other three wins were against an early season form Chargers team, a slumping Bears team, and the San Francisco 49ers.

All of their 9 losses have been by 15 points or more. They have a differential of -117. The only teams who have worse differentials, Denver, Buffalo, Arizona, and Carolina. Oh, and to make things worse, their starting quarterback hurt his back on a non-contact play in a meaningless game last week and is not expected to start this week. Instead, it will be Clipboard Jesus, Charlie Whitehurst.

With Whitehurst starting, I give this team no shot. I would have given them a bit of a shot with Hasselbeck, because, in that case, they would be a good home team with a veteran quarterback facing a bad road team with a rookie quarterback in a must win game. However, without Hasselbeck, they don’t have a shot.

 Not only is Whitehurst inexperienced (less experienced than Bradford actually), but he’s also terrible. This team simply can’t move the ball when he’s in the game. In his one start, he was able to lead his team to 7 points all game, and that was a home game against the Giants so you can throw out that Seattle is a good home team with Whitehurst starting. Whitehurst was once again unable to move the ball in the Tampa Bay game, so this is a recurring thing. Tampa Bay’s defense isn’t even good, especially missing Aqib Talib and Gerald McCoy.

St. Louis’ defense is clearly superior to the Bucs’ defense. In fact, their defense might mirror the Giants defense a lot. St. Louis head coach Steve Spagnuolo is a former defensive coordinator for the Giants and his pass rush is just as good as the Giants. The Rams have 41 sacks and the Giants 43. The Rams should have no problem stopping the Seahawks offense.

Sam Bradford might have some jitters on the road in a hostile environment in a must win game, but if Whitehurst plays terribly, this crowd is going to get quiet fast and Bradford should still be able to have a good game against a terrible Seattle defense. Bradford also has the experience edge (in terms of in game experience) so he might be the calmer of the two quarterbacks here. Not to mention, he probably has a lot more confidence in his abilities than Whitehurst.

If Hasselbeck, who has not yet been officially ruled out, plays, I’ll change my pick. It’ll still be St. Louis, but for fewer units. Bradford isn’t quite the same QB on the road as he is at home, but he has two road wins this year against the Broncos and Cardinals. Those teams aren’t any good, but then again, neither are Charlie Whitehurst and the Seahawks.

 

Week 16 Power Rankings

 

32. Carolina Panthers 2-12

What’s Jimmy Clausen doing? If he wins anymore games he’s doomed to be the quarterback of the Carolina Panthers for years, having no one to throw to except David Gettis, Brandon LaFell, and a suddenly ancient Steve Smith. In all honesty, if I were Clausen, I’d make sure this team could draft Luck so I could get traded to somewhere else like Miami or Tennessee or Arizona, anywhere with a better supporting cast. Fortunately for Clausen, the Bengals also won meaning the Panthers still have the inside track to the #1 pick.

31. Cincinnati Bengals 3-11

By snapping their 10 game losing streak beating the Browns, costing me 4 units in the process, the Bengals blew their best shot at getting the #1 overall pick. However, I’m not going to say what they did was foolish. You can’t expect this team to tank when you consider so many of their players and coaches won’t be back next year. They don’t care about the future of the franchise; they only care about themselves and in a league that shows no loyalty, that’s alright.

Guys like Carson Palmer, Cedric Benson, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco are all playing for jobs right now as is Coach Marvin Lewis. Their season is over. They have nothing left to play for except themselves and trying to guarantee themselves a job next season. Look at Carson Palmer, if this team gets the #1 pick and drafts Luck, he’s done. He’s probably going to be cut as he’d be way too expensive to keep as a mentor, leaving him to look for work. He’d then have to move his family, which is always tough, to somewhere like Arizona or San Francisco and start anew.

You’re probably wondering why I would condone Clausen “tanking” to force himself out of town, but not the Bengals telling their players and coaches to tank. Clausen tanking is an individual choice. No one would be telling him to do it and it would be in the best interest of his career to do it, so I wouldn’t have any problem with it.

You’re also probably thinking, well that’s selfish and selfish people don’t make good quarterbacks. I don’t think it would be any worse than what John Elway did after he was drafted by the Colts or what Eli Manning did after he was drafted by the Chargers. Both of those guys still ended up winning Super Bowls. Look at Brett Favre. Favre’s a selfish guy. Selfish works in the NFL as long as it’s the right kind of selfish. The selfish that says, the most important thing in the world to me is winning. If I have to betray a few fan bases to do that, I will. That works.

30. Denver Broncos 3-11

Numbers won’t show it, but Tim Tebow had a very good NFL debut. He looked good almost every time he dropped back to pass, going 8 for 16 for 138 yards and a score, even though he had a 21 yard touchdown dropped by Lance Ball. NFL draft “experts” must think Tebow held the ball too long on that dropped pass by Ball. Tebow also added 75 yards and a score on the ground.

The problem was, his coach forgot to let him pass. Head Coach Eric Studesville, formerly a running backs coach, had one of the most conservative gameplans I’ve ever seen. Down by two scores late, the Broncos ran it on 3rd and 8 with a backup running back who was averaging just over a yard per carry rather than letting Tebow air it out. All thing considered, the stupid gameplan, the Raiders crazy fans and tough pass rush, Tebow had a great NFL debut and it could be a sign of things to come.

I guess Tebow was a good boy this year because for Christmas he gets to face the Houston Texans and their terrible defense. Tebow should be able to showcase everything he has this week, provided his coach lets him and have a great game. If he does, and he closes out well against San Diego week 17, I fully expect Tebow to be the week 1 starter in 2011. I also expect them to hire someone like Jon Gruden who loves Tebow’s ability/has a man crush on him, to coach him up and build this offense around him.

29. Buffalo Bills 4-10

Believe it or not, this team is 4-2 in their last 6 since starting 0-8 and has only lost one game by more than a field goal since week 5, when they lost by 10 to the Jaguars, despite leading early in the game. This team is far from the sad sack team they appeared to be earlier in the season, though I’m not hopeful for any Bills playoff appearances anytime soon like some of their fans are. I think don’t think Ryan Fitzpatrick is the guy to get them there. Also, a rematch awaits this week with the 12-2 Patriots, who they hung within 8 points of week 3 and who they haven’t beaten since week 1 of 2003.

28. Arizona Cardinals 4-10

John Skelton is 35 for 76 for 387 yards, no touchdowns, and a pick this season. On paper, he hasn’t appeared better than Derek Anderson, but on the field he actually has been. He has a stronger arm and is opening things up for the running game. He’s also being more careful with the ball with only one pick in 76 throws. Finally, and most importantly, he’s getting the ball to Larry Fitzgerald. He also doesn’t laugh during blowouts and then blow up on the media when they call him out for it.

Skelton, a 4th round rookie out of Fordham, is certainly the best quarterback on the roster right now, but they will have to address the position in the offseason. They could draft a rookie like Ryan Mallett in the first, but thanks to some happenings in recent weeks, Ken Whisenhunt might not have to go the rookie route. This is a veteran team and Whisenhunt’s job is unfortunately on the line. He’ll have his choice of several veterans this offseason including Carson Palmer, Kyle Orton, Donovan McNabb and if he doesn’t want one of those he can choose a younger player with more experience than a rookie like Jimmy Clausen, Matt Flynn, or Kevin Kolb.

27. Cleveland Browns 5-9

What happened to the Browns? This team beat the Pats and Saints with Colt McCoy, yet when they get McCoy back, even with an improved defense thanks to the breakout play of Joe Haden, McCoy couldn’t even beat the Bengals. The Bengals and their banged up defense stacked the line and were able to keep Peyton Hillis in check and forced McCoy to beat them. He wasn’t able to. This might be just a bump in the road of an impressive career by McCoy, but it is also concerning. Teams might continue to follow that method, taking away Hillis and forcing McCoy, who doesn’t have the strongest arm, to beat them deep.

26. Detroit Lions 4-10

The Lions seem to have the bad combination of a poor offensive line, a trio of quarterbacks made of glass, and a division with the world’s best pass rushers. Matt Stafford has suffered two separate shoulder injuries, Shaun Hill has broken his arm and his finger, and now Drew Stanton has suffered a shoulder injury. Good thing Hill is expected back this week, otherwise I don’t know what they would have done at the position. Call up Daunte Culpepper or Joey Harrington for old time’s sakes? How about JaMarcus Russell? That would have been funny. Maybe the Vikings would be willing to loan them Brett Favre. After all, the Lions did loan them their stadium for a week.

However, in spite of all these injuries, this team is still playing very well. They sit at 4-10 with a differential of -21 and would be 4-9 with a differential of +17 if it weren’t for that one 44-6 blowout against the Rams. They have lost a total of 7 games by 8 or fewer and have played good football in almost every game. They are likely getting another top 5 pick to rebuild, er build on defense this April and with a healthy Matt Stafford in 2011, they could be playoff contenders, provided that not everything goes wrong like it did this season.

25. Houston Texans 5-9

Either this team has quit on Coach Gary Kubiak or they just don’t know how to win. I think it’s a little bit of both after all their comebacks that didn’t lead to wins, they just don’t care anymore and don’t give any energy of Kubiak. That’s probably a good thing. Their strong records to close out seasons in recent years have always saved Kubiak’s job, even though Kubiak has never led this franchise to the playoffs.

This year, without a strong finish, Kubiak will be toast and a real coach will be brought in, someone who knows how to win and can turn Matt Schaub into a winner. His body language hasn’t been the body language of a winner these past few years.

24. Tennessee Titans 6-8

Going into this season, if you had asked me to name the 3 safest coaching jobs in the NFL, I would have said Bill Belicheck, Sean Peyton, and Jeff Fisher. Fisher had been the Titans coach for forever, the longest tenured coach in the NFL, and always had this team overachieving. When Fisher benched Vince Young and put him on IR, I knew it would either be Vince Young out or Jeff Fisher out and I knew that meant Young was toast.

However, this team has quit on Fisher since Young was benched. The locker room is very pro-Young, especially top receiver Kenny Britt, who was recently fined by Dictator Roger Goodell for having a towel that read #10 VY in support of Young. Even with this last win, I think that Fisher could be in trouble. It still say it’s less than a 50% chance that Fisher isn’t back for his 18th straight season as head coach, but it’s looking a lot more likely than it was to start the season that Fisher is either fired in favor of Young or quits because owner Bud Adams (Vince Young’s BFF) forces Fisher to keep Young around and start him.

In related news, I think the Titans will still continue to put in effort for the rest of the season like they did last week. Offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger is continuing to serve his role as offensive coordinator despite being diagnosed with cancer late last month. The Titans gave him the gameball after their win over the Texans last week. I can’t see any way they don’t play their hearts out for Heimerdinger these last two weeks, considering Heimerdinger is there giving his all despite fighting for his life despite going through chemo.

23. Minnesota Vikings 5-9

Well, I guess Brett Favre’s career wasn’t over. Favre made a surprise start in the manner that only he could, waking up on gameday, after being ruled out earlier in the week, and deciding he wanted to play a meaningless game with a severely sprained throwing shoulder.

However, Favre’s latest comeback might be short lived. Favre went down with a concussion in the first half and was relieved by rookie Joe Webb, who was supposed to start in the first place. This week, if Favre wants to start, he’ll have to be cleared by doctors and can’t decide for himself that he wants to play so it appears that Favre’s 1 consecutive starts streak will end this Sunday against the Eagles.

The public’s reaction to Favre’s decision was a negative one. Comments such as, he should just give it up, and that he’s being mean to the kid who was supposed to start. However, I love this. Favre is the good kind of selfish. He wants to win and play football and doesn’t care if it’s pretty or who he steps on to get there. That’s what’s made him a great quarterback in his career. That and his unbelievable toughness which was shown once again last week.

22. San Francisco 49ers 5-9

The 49ers are 4-3 in their last 7 after starting 1-6 and with a win over the Rams this week, they could have the inside track to win the division, if the Seahawks lose to the Buccaneers in Tampa Bay. In that case, all they’d have to do to win the division is beat the lowly Cardinals in San Francisco. Considering this team has switched quarterbacks three times this year and lost their top offensive player, Frank Gore, a few weeks ago for the season, that would be amazing, but again it just shows how bad this division is.

21. Washington Redskins 5-9

Before the Cowboys game, I tweeted that starting Rex Grossman over Donovan McNabb was a huge mistake and that Rex Grossman is never the answer (unless that the question is who is the worst quarterback to ever start in the Super Bowl). After Grossman’s 25 for 43 for 322 yards, 4 touchdowns, and 2 picks against Dallas, I stand by that.

Grossman isn’t the long term answer. He had one good game against a 30th ranked Dallas passing defense. In fact, he gets Jacksonville’s 32nd ranked passing defense this week, so he could have another good game. Two good games against two bad defenses doesn’t mean he’s the longterm answer and unless he is, that move by Shanny to bench McNabb is absolutely moronic. The Redskins just signed McNabb to a 5 year extension about a month ago. Benching him for Grossman is just going to look so stupid unless Grossman turns out, somehow to be a franchise quarterback. My money is against that.

The right move would have been to ride out the season with McNabb and get him a better supporting cast in the offseason. Now they have to try to move McNabb and his giant salary and if they can’t, they’ll have to cut him and eat 10 million dollars, or try to reconcile with McNabb, which seems unlikely. That will leave them with Grossman, which will likely leave them forced to draft a quarterback and pay him big money in 2012. Again, if Grossman becomes the franchise guy, I’ll eat these words, but until he does, my stance is that the move to bench him was moronic.

20. Dallas Cowboys 5-9

Somehow this passing defense has gotten worse since they fired Wade Phillips. In 6 games with Garrett as head coach, they’ve given up 373 yards to the Giants, 263 yards to the Lions, 333 to the Saints, 365 to the Colts, 258 to the Eagles, and now 286 to Rex Grossman and the Redskins, making Grossman look like the 2nd coming of John Elway, or at the very least Jake Plummer, and causing a ridiculous backdoor cover.

However, because of Garrett’s offensive genius, this team is 4-2 with wins over the Giants and the Colts and 2 losses by a field goal each to the Saints and the Eagles. Garrett has made Jon Kitna look like an above average quarterback, as Kitna is 128 for 186 for 1601 yards, 11 touchdowns, and 4 picks in 6 games with Garrett. If Garrett can do that with Kitna, imagine what he can do with Romo next year, assuming they don’t do something stupid like not bring Garrett back next year.

Speaking of Kitna, I think the most underrated story of the 2010 NFL season that has Kitna is 457 yards away from becoming the 34th player all time to pass for 30,000+ yards. Jon Kitna. That Jon Kitna. The Jon Kitna who has never made a Pro-Bowl or won a playoff game. With two games left against Arizona and Philadelphia, he could get those yards easily.

19. St. Louis Rams 6-8

I don’t know what’s happened to Sam Bradford in these past two weeks, but he’s clearly regressed late in his rookie year. 18 for 32 for 231 yards and 2 picks against the Saints in a 18 point loss in New Orleans is understandable, but 21 for 43 for 181 yards and 2 picks at home against the Chiefs in a 14 point loss is clearly a regression. I don’t know if it’s the fact that Bradford has never played this much football in a season and has hit a rookie wall, though that’s more common in running backs and wide receivers, but he has regressed in the last two weeks.

In the longterm, it’s probably just a speed bump. I still think Bradford will be a fine quarterback, among the top 10 in the league. However, in the short term it hurts. They were supposed to beat the Chiefs. Now they have to win against the 49ers and Seahawks in the next two weeks to make the playoffs. 49ers in St. Louis probably won’t be much of a problem, but the Seahawks game could be. The Seahawks aren’t that good, but Bradford would be still be a rookie going to face a veteran team in Seattle, a tough place for rookies to win, in essentially a play-in game for the playoffs. That’s not going to be an easy win.

18. Oakland Raiders 7-7

So the Raiders go 5-11 or worse for 7 straight years and the one year the Patriots have their pick they’re going to go 7-9 or better. I guess I shouldn’t complain as a Pats fan considering it’ll still be a top 15 pick, and we got it for an aging Richard Seymour, and we are still 12-2 and Super Bowl favorites without him. So, in that case, I’d like to congratulate the Raiders. This year has been a step in the right direction, definitely. With a win against Kansas City week 17, they can sweep the division and finish at .500, both of which are no minor feats.

17. Miami Dolphins 7-7

The Miami Dolphins officially were eliminated from the playoffs last week, losing to the Bills by 3 at home, dropping to 1-6 at home in the process, which makes no sense to me. I think it’s relatively certain that the Dolphins will at least bring in competition for Henne this offseason. Henne has really struggled on the season, failing to control his huge arm. He’s thrown 16 picks to 14 touchdowns and has struggled to lead drives as the Dolphins only have 21 offensive touchdowns in 14 games this season. Only Arizona and Carolina have fewer offensive touchdowns this year. 

 

16. Seattle Seahawks 6-8

After the Rams loss to the Chiefs, the Seahawks are now my pick to win the NFC West. If they beat the Rams week 17, no matter what happens to either team week 16, they win the division, unless the 49ers win out. In fact, they actually want the Rams to beat the 49ers. If the Rams beat the 49ers, the 49ers will be eliminated and then all the Seahawks would have to do is beat the Rams.

15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8-6

The self-proclaimed best team in the NFC is collapsing right now. Their defense is terrible without Aqib Talib and Gerald McCoy. They lost to Detroit last week, dropping their record to a mere 8-1 against .500 teams. They should be 7-7 overall right now, but the Redskins special teams decided to explode in that game so the Buccaneers won. The Buccaneers also have 5 wins of 3 or fewer, including 1 win against the Rams by a mere point. They haven’t beaten a team with a winning record. This team is clearly worse than their 8-6 record. They’re not making the playoffs. The good news, they are a year ahead of schedule. They weren’t supposed to be more than a 6 or 7 win team this year. Next year, we’ll see what they have with a tougher schedule as they attempt to make the playoffs.

14. Jacksonville Jaguars 8-6

Poor Jaguars. They just lost their biggest game in 5 years, a chance to eliminate the Colts in the division race and clinch the division for themselves, but Maurice Jones Drew was unable to get established against the Colts terrible run defense, rushing for a mere 46 yards on 15 carries. Now they trail the division and the Colts control their own destiny.

And when I say poor Jaguars, I say that sarcastically. They are the league’s worst team against the pass. They aren’t very good. They haven’t had one impressive win. The beat the Colts and Jaguars are miracle plays at the end of regulation. The only three teams they’ve beaten by more than 10 were the winless Bills, who led for most of that game, the Wade Phillips Cowboys, and the Titans. This team just got what was coming to them.

13. Green Bay Packers 8-6

Matt Flynn was unable to complete the miracle upset of the Patriots in Aaron Rodgers’ absence, thanks to the Patriots awesome pass rush, which always seems to come out clutch (see Manning, Peyton), but the good news for the Packers is, they get Aaron Rodgers back this week and still control their own destiny to make it as a wild card despite the fact that the Bears have clinched the division. Also, Flynn’s strong performance might be enough for some QB desperate team (and trust me, there are plenty) to forget that he was facing a below average Patriots defensive squad, who was unprepared, and trade a mid rounder for Flynn this offseason to compete for the starting job.

12. New York Giants 9-5

The 2nd half swoon continues. So far, in their last 6 games, they have lost to Dallas and Philadelphia, had to comeback to beat Jacksonville, beat a non-existent Washington team and a non-existent or homeless Minnesota team, and then blew a huge 21 fourth quarter lead against division rival Philadelphia in a game that would have given them control of the division, but instead they sit here essentially eliminated.

The way they are playing right now, I don’t trust this team in the playoffs, even with their amazing front four. Their offense leads the league with 35 turnovers, something that cannot be stated enough. Also, who have they beaten? Everyone crowned them NFC favorites after their 6-2 start, but their most impressive win in that stretch was a Chicago team that played terribly that night and Houston. Combined that overrated start, with an underrated 2nd half swoon, and you get a terribly overrated team. This week at Green Bay will be huge.

11. Indianapolis Colts 8-5

2 weeks ago on Thursday Night Football, Colts against the Titans, I sat there and watched a panel of “experts” say that the Colts were done and that the Jaguars would win the division. Now, 2 weeks later, the Colts control their own destiny in the division thanks to wins over the Titans and Jaguars. With the return of Joseph Addai to finally stabilize their running game, “experts “now love the Colts. Funny how times change.

This has certainly been the Colts most trying season in a while. Peyton Manning had to endure “experts” saying he was done, a running game that simply fell over for a 1 yard carry everytime they got the ball, tons of injuries in the receiving corps and an equal amount of drops per game, an offensive line that couldn’t protect him.

Now he finally sees the light at the end of the tunnel. This is still a scary team going into January because of their experience and because, for the first time since their Super Bowl winning year, they won’t be able to sit starters week 16 or week 17. Peyton Manning’s fantasy owners probably appreciate that one too.

10 San Diego Chargers 8-6

The Chargers continued their December dominance, improving to 21-1 in Philip Rivers’ career in December and getting their 6th 20+ point victory this season, by beating the 49ers 34-7. However, they’re no longer my pick to win the division. I think the Chargers will win out and probably get at least 1 if not two more 20+ point victories in the process, over Cincinnati and Denver.

However, I was counting on the Rams to beat the Chiefs. They didn’t. The Chiefs still control their own destiny and with two home games (Tennessee, Oakland) left, and having an undefeated home record, I think they win this division at 11-5, leaving the Chargers at 10-6 to fight for a wild card spot. With the way the Ravens and Jets played last week, I don’t think they get one of those two, which means I think the San Diego Chargers will miss the playoffs this season.

9. Kansas City Chiefs 9-5

That 9-5 record is aided by an unbelievable easy schedule. The only two +.500 teams they’ve beaten are San Diego in week 1 form and Jacksonville, who was starting Todd Bauman. That being said, they have clearly exceeded expectations and I think I have been a tad harsh on Matt Cassel this season. I’m not ready to call him the type of quarterback who can win a Super Bowl if everything goes right around him, but that was a gritty win over a tough Rams team on the road last week, 11 days after an emergency appendectomy.

Now if only Todd Haley used Jamaal Charles as much as he should. Charles has 9 fewer carries than Jones, but 475 more yards, averaging 6.3 per as opposed to 3.9 by Thomas Jones. Charles is also the superior pass catcher with 26 more catches for 291 more yards and one more score than Jones. Charles had 126 yards in the win over the Rams, but Jones still doubled his carries, getting 62 yards in the process, not even half as many as Charles.

8. Chicago Bears 10-4

That win over the Vikings was fairly impressive, but I still can’t get some of their ugly losses out of my head (NY Giants, New England, Washington) and I still can’t say they’ve had an impressive win. These next two weeks will be key in proving they are for real, against the Jets and the Packers. If they win both, they will get a first round bye. If they lose both, they’re looking at being the 3th or 4th seed and facing someone like the Giants (again) in the first round. That would not be what they want to see, especially off a two game losing streak with no impressive wins this season.

7. New Orleans Saints 10-4

Just when I thought I understood this team, they go and lose to the Ravens in Baltimore. With a game against the Falcons this week, they could be looking at a 2 game losing streak and going into the playoffs as a 5 or 6 seed at 11-5 or 10-6 (depending on Tampa Bay week 17). This is clearly not the same team they were last year and I don’t know if they’ll be able to turn it on at the right time.

6. New York Jets 10-4

Huge win for the Jets. If they had lost to the Steelers, they would be looking at a possible 4 game losing streak going into their week 17 game against Buffalo, had they lost to the Bears in Chicago week 16. That would have been a huge confidence killer for this team, not to mention that they would be at risk of missing the playoffs completely with San Diego and Kansas City both playing well. Now they have their first impressive win under their belt since early this season and a ton of confidence heading into Chicago this week (even with the little Rex Ryan foot fetish distraction) and look to have the playoffs locked up.

5. Baltimore Ravens 10-4

I picked the Ravens to make the Super Bowl before the season and they did nothing but disappoint me for the first week 14 weeks of the season. Stupid penalties, mistakes, turnovers, bad gameplans, all of those things were keeping them from being the elite team they could be. Until last week, when they finally got their first very impressive win of the season, beating New Orleans. That has to be a huge confidence builder for this team, especially considering the Steelers lost.

4. Pittsburgh Steelers 10-4

They lost last week, but you can easily argue that they would have won if Troy Polamalu played, which he will in the playoffs. With games against Carolina and Cleveland left, and controlling their own destiny to the #2 seed and a first round bye, they’re still in good shape heading into the playoffs. This team has played well against good teams this year and are still a scary playoff team with Big Ben, James Harrison, Mike Tomlin and a healthy Troy Polamalu.

3. Philadelphia Eagles 10-4

After their amazing comeback, the Eagles now have the inside track to the #2 seed and a first round bye, and I expect them to carry that momentum into the playoffs. They are the only NFC team this year who has beaten Atlanta, the clear NFC favorite right now, and they did so in impressive fashion, by multiple scores, even without Michael Vick. The question remains, can they go into Atlanta and win. They’re probably the team with the best shot at beating the Falcons in Atlanta, something that’s only happened once in Matt Ryan’s 20 career starts, but I’d still bet against it.

2. Atlanta Falcons 12-2

This week’s game is huge for them. Not only would it give them the series sweep over their hated division rival and clinch them both the division and homefield, but it would keep the fear of the Georgia Dome intact. If they lose, all of a sudden teams start feeling like they can go into Atlanta and do the same, whereas right now, they definitely fear having to play a playoff game in the stadium where Matt Ryan has only lost once in his career.

1. New England Patriots 12-2

They slept walked through the Packers game and still beat a talented team starting their somewhat talented backup quarterback. Tom Brady didn’t have the best game, but turned it on when he needed it and showed why he is the MVP of the league this year. Plus, I mean, they still scored 30 points in their sleep against a good Green Bay defense, going their record 6th straight game in a row without a turnover.

I mean really, was there any doubt he could march this team down the field against the Packers tough defense late? Unlike Vick, Brady has played all season and he has played at a higher level. He should be the clear MVP. And this team is the clear Super Bowl favorite.

 

Week 16 Pickups

 

RB Tashard Choice- Dallas

Percent owned (ESPN): 17.8%

In the 3 games since Marion Barber went down, Choice rushed for 100 yards and a score on 19 carries against Indianapolis, 16 yards on 7 carries against Philadelphia, and 53 yards and a score on 15 carries against Washington. He can be a fantasy factor against bad defenses, but not against good ones. Luckily he faces Arizona’s terrible run defense next week in what should be the fantasy championship for most.

WR Davone Bess- Miami

Percent owned (ESPN): 25.0%

Bess continues to be a PPR beast with 71 catches for 751 yards and 3 scores on the season. He gets Detroit next week. In Chad Henne’s 13 starts, Bess has averaged 5.4 catches and 57.1 yards per game. That’s roughly 11.1 fantasy points in PPR, not too bad, especially if he were to score. Bess is also at least a depth receiver in normal leagues.

WR Danny Amendola- St. Louis

Percent owned (ESPN): 25.6%

Amendola is another underrated PPR beast with 75 catches for 627 yards and 3 scores on the season. Like Bess, he’s at least a depth receiver in normal leagues. He faces San Francisco next week.

WR Mike Thomas- Jacksonville

Percent owned (ESPN): 21.2%

Thomas has caught 59 balls for 712 yards and 3 scores this year making him at worst a depth receiver. He faces Washington next week.

WR Anthony Armstrong- Washington

Percent owned (ESPN): 3.2%

Armstrong has 36 catches for 668 yards and 2 scores in 11 starts this season and had good chemistry with Rex Grossman catching 5 balls for a career high 100 yards last week. He faces Jacksonville’s terrible secondary this week.

QB Rex Grossman- Washington

Percent owned (ESPN): 0.4%

I’m not ready to crown him the next John Elway or even the next Jake Plummer, though the former 1st round pick bust did look like it in his first start against the Cowboys’ terrible secondary. Luckily, he gets another easy test this week against Jacksonville who has the league’s worst pass defense in terms of YPA allowed.

 

QB Tim Tebow- Denver

Percent owned (ESPN): 4.0%

Tebow must have been a very good boy this year because for Christmas he gets to face the Texans’ horrible defense. Tebow is a dual threat and the Texans can’t stop either of those threats and could have a good game passing in addition to running if the Broncos remember to call passing plays this week.

RB Toby Gerhart- Minnesota

Percent owned (ESPN): 8.6%

Gerhart would be the feature back this week again if Adrian Peterson were to miss and with the Vikings out of it there’s no need for the Vikings to rush AP back. If AP were to return, it would be in a limited capacity meaning Gerhart would likely get double digit carries, though obviously he has more value if he starts.

RB Lance Ball- Denver

Percent owned (ESPN): 0.1%

If Knowshon Moreno were unable to go this week, Ball would get the start again with a few carries vultured occasionally by Correll Buckhalter. Hall only rushed for 20 yards on 15 carries last week, but gets an easier matchup this week against the Texans and any feature back is worth owned. Moreno’s status is, at best, very questionable for this week’s game against the Texans.

 

Week 16 Picks

Last week overall: 8-8

Last week ATS: 8-8 (-310/-7%)

Overall picks: 146-78 (.652)

ATS Picks: 116-101-7 (+$1610)

Lock picks: 11-4

Upset picks: 27-31 (+1078)

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Week 15 recap: For the third straight week, I gave money back. Once at +3200 ATS, I now sit at +1610. Of course, this is still considered a good season because I am in the positive, but I don’t like giving money back. I hit on my lone 5 unit, but missed on both of my 4 units. Overall, I did come out better than flipping a coin, which would have been at -10%, instead of -7%, but this obviously isn’t my goal. The 8-8 record straight up and 2-5 record in upsets, giving back $171 there as well, wasn’t good either.

Pittsburgh Steelers 20 Carolina Panthers 9

Spread: Pittsburgh -14.5

Pick against spread: Carolina 3 units (-330)

This line is ridiculous. The Steelers have won a grand total of 4 games by 15+ point this year and 3 in 10 starts by Big Ben. They’re not a blow teams out type team. In one of those 14+ point wins, they had 14 points scored by their defense, a 16 point win over the Bengals. One of those defensive touchdowns was scored by Troy Polamalu who is not expected to play in this one. Without Polamalu, their defense loses a lot of their scoring ability which looks necessary for this team to score points.

In their last 4 games, they have scored a total of 58 offensive points, good for 14.5 points per game. Do you really want to bet on a team whose offense is having that much trouble scoring points as 14.5 point favorites? Also remember, 7 of those points were set up by a Troy Polamalu strip sack in the Baltimore game.

Losing Polamalu hurts this defense a lot. They had major trouble stopping a once stagnant Jets offense last week and they had major trouble defensively last year when Polamalu was hurt. This Panthers offense isn’t very good, but they aren’t bad enough to be given 14.5 points against a team whose offense isn’t doing much and whose defense is missing their top playmaker and, in my opinion, their most important defensive player.

If Big Ben and company can struggle against Cincinnati’s poor defense, they can struggle against this Carolina unit, which ranks better in most categories, including points per game, than Cincinnati’s. The Steelers are also a double digit favorite coming off a loss which covers only about 35% of the time. They may be a Thursday Night home team with a winning record, and teams have only lost thrice in that situation since 2006, but I’m not just picking a winner. To pick the Steelers would mean I’d have to pick them to win by 15. I’m going to take the Panthers for 3.

Dallas Cowboys 28 Arizona Cardinals 24

Spread: -6.5 Dallas

Pick against spread: Arizona 2 units (+200)

John Skelton, statistically, doesn’t look much better than Derek Anderson. However, on the field he really has been. He has only turned the ball over once in 76 throws. His strong arm is forcing opposing defenses to respect the pass and not just focus on the run. Most importantly, he’s getting the ball to their best receiver, Larry Fitzgerald, with consistency, something Derek Anderson couldn’t do. Overall, I think this offense is better off with Skelton over Anderson.

Skelton and this Cardinals offense played better in their home game, rather than their away game, something that has been the case all season. They are 3-4 at home with a differential of only -14. With a competent quarterback under center, against a poor pass defense, they have a good chance to put some points on the board in this game. The Cowboys defense has allowed 30+ in each of their last 4 games, including to Rex Grossman and the Redskins last week.

I think this line is too high. The Cowboys defense isn’t good enough to avoid backdoor covers, as we saw last week against the Redskins and if Rex Grossman can cover against a similar line, so can John Skelton at home. Also, teams that finish 6-10 or worse are 19-49 against the spread as favorites of 6 or more. The Cowboys would have to win their last 2 to finish better than 6-10, meaning they’d have to beat Philadelphia and Arizona. This situation came into play last week, when the Cowboys didn’t cover, though I ignored as I really didn’t want to bet on Grossman. This week is different.

Detroit Lions 23 Miami Dolphins 17 Upset Pick (+165)

Spread: Miami –3.5

Pick against spread: Detroit 4 units (+400)

There are conflicting trends here. The Dolphins have never covered as favorites of more than a field goal in the Tony Sparano era in 8 chances. They also are 1-6 at home. However, their record after a loss is 5-1 this season. I am going with the Lions for 4 still for several reasons.

The Lions are 11-3 against the spread this season. That’s easily the leagues best record against the spread. The Dolphins could also be deflated this week after being eliminated from the playoffs last week, especially in a close game against a lesser opponent as favorites.

Just like last week, I expect them to fall flat on their faces as favorites at home, despite their strong record after a loss this season. The Dolphins are also 2-10 ATS after a loss of 6 or fewer since 2006. They don’t rebound well after close losses and I don’t expect them to rebound well after a close loss against a lowly team that ended their season. Even if Miami wins, it probably won’t be a blowout and if they win by a field goal, the Lions, who are playing much better of late, still cover.

Washington Redskins 31 Jacksonville Jaguars 21 Upset Pick (+250)

Spread: -7 Jacksonville

Pick against spread: Washington 5 units (+500)

The Jaguars essentially just lost their Super Bowl. If they had beaten the Colts, they could have clinched the division over the hated rival Colts and swept the division series in the process. However, they lost what was probably their biggest game in 5 years and now trail the Colts in the division.

I can’t see them having any energy this week. They are 1-7 after losing to the Colts since 2002 and this loss will probably hurt more than most. Why would they get up for a non-conference opponent with a losing record? The Jaguars never seem to show much effort against non-divisional opponents, as they are 10-19 ATS since 2008 against non-divisional opponents (6-9 against the NFC). 

Another situation they struggle in is as big favorites. This makes sense as they are a running team. They are 3-6 ATS in their last 9 games as favorites of 7 or more and 4-10 in their last 14 as home favorites. Of their 8 wins this year, 3 of them were by 7 or more, Tennessee, who showed no effort, Dallas, who showed no effort, and the Bills, who were winless and blew a big lead.

Meanwhile, the Redskins looked pretty good last week scoring their highest total of the year, 30, thanks to a solid performance by Rex Grossman. Yes, that Rex Grossman. I’m not going to get ahead of myself and crown Rex Grossman the next John Elway or even the next Jake Plummer, though he did look like that. Dallas’ pass defense simply sucks. However, Jacksonville’s isn’t any better. They rank dead last against the pass in terms of YPA allowed. For all of those reasons I listed above, I am making this a 5 unit selection even though I have struggled betting on Jaguars games this season.

 

Chicago Bears 20 New York Jets 17

Spread: -1 Chicago

Pick against spread: Chicago 1 unit (+100)

This could be an ugly game. Both teams have erratic quarterbacks and talented, complex defenses with great pass rushes. Both quarterbacks will be under pressure a lot, not see a lot of open space downfield, and not be able to rely on their running game very much. I hate betting on these types of games which is why this is a 1 unit, but I like the Bears for a few reasons.

The Bears are at home and should be 3 point favorites if these two teams were evenly matched, which is standard for Vegas. However, they’re not 3 point favorites. It’s tough to say the Jets are better than the Bears considering the Bears have been playing better of late. They did get crushed by the Pats, but then again, so did the Jets. The Bears have been the more consistent team of late.

Also, the Bears could be riding their high after winning big on Monday Night. Teams coming off a Monday Night win of 17+ are 37-22 ATS the next week and 4-1 this year. However, I hate betting heavily on the erratic Jay Cutler. Hence, the 1 unit.

St. Louis Rams 27 San Francisco 49ers 17

Spread: St. Louis Rams -1.5

Pick against spread: St. Louis 2 units (+200)

The Rams have lost their last 2 by a combined 32 points. By 18 in New Orleans is understandable, but last week’s 14 point loss at home against Matt Cassel, who wasn’t 100% 11 days after an emergency appendectomy, and the Chiefs was inexcusable. That was a just a bad game. If they lose here, their backs are going to be up against it, 2 weeks after they looked like a very promising young team.

Sam Bradford needs to play well if the Rams are going to win. He hasn’t in the last 2 weeks. Luckily, the 49ers are terrible against the pass. I expect the Rams to get back on track this week at home. They are a better team at home, as they are a young team, while the 49ers are 1-6 on the road. The Rams strong pass rush should dominate the 49ers banged up offensive line and force Alex Smith into some bad throws.

Seattle Seahawks 24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21 Upset Pick (+220)

Spread: Tampa Bay -6

Pick against spread: Seattle 4 units

So much for being undefeated against losing teams. The Buccaneers lost last week at home to the Lions, which was incidentally ended the Lions record setting road losing streak. The Buccaneers are now a mere 8-1 against losing teams. However, against the only two losing teams they played that were close to .500, (Washington, St. Louis) they won by a mere 1 point. The Seahawks are 6-8.

In fact, this team doesn’t win games by a lot. Even against bad teams, they don’t blow anyone out, playing close games against Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Arizona. They’ve only won 3 games by more than a field goal this year, 2 of which were against the lowly Panthers. The Seahawks, meanwhile, are a when it rains it pours type team. They have lost all 8 games by double digits.

However, I’m not so sure the Seahawks are going to lose. The Buccaneers are struggling a lot of late, since losing both Aqib Talib and Gerald McCoy to injury. Their defense is really struggling. That’s how they lost to Detroit and how they could have easily lost to Washington (if it weren’t for some Washington special teams snafus). They have no business laying 6 points here. They didn’t beat teams by more than 3 even before losing Talib and McCoy. Now they’re supposed to beat the Seahawks by 6 without Talib and McCoy.

The Seahawks are a bad road team making the longest trip in the league to play a game on the East Coast, three time zones away. However, this team always seems to do well in their road finales, as they are 9-4 in their last 13 road finales.

Matt Hasselbeck is struggling a lot of late, but he does well in his career off of back to back losses, as he is 12-4 ATS in this situation. He also should have a better game against this suddenly pathetic Tampa defense. If Drew Stanton can burn them, so can Hasselbeck. It also helps that Hasselbeck won’t be pressured much in this game. He normally struggles most against strong pressure, but the Buccaners only have 20 sacks this season, 2nd least in the league.

Finally, I think it’s worth noting that the Buccaneers are bad home team in the Raheem Morris era. They are 2-12 ATS at home in the Raheem Morris era and 3-4 straight up this season at home. I like the Seahawks to win and I love them to keep this one within 6 if they do lose, which would be their first single digit loss of the season.

New England Patriots 34 Buffalo Bills 20

Spread: -9 New England

Pick against spread: New England 2 units (+200)

The Bills haven’t beaten the Patriots since 2003, 14 straight meetings, so they will obviously be playing their hearts out to win. The Patriots also will be playing their hearts out. This team is playing dominant football right now. They might have overlooked the Packers last week without Aaron Rodgers, but they won’t make that mistake twice, especially against a division rival.

I can understand not playing 100% last week. The Packers are a good team and they might have felt relieved that they didn’t have to face Rodgers thus they let up and took a breather week. I don’t think they will havat the attitude this week, against a division rival, as they attempt to get ready for the playoffs and continue their dominance over the Bills. This team has something to prove. They have had something to prove all year and even as the consensus top team in the league, I don’t see them letting up. They didn’t let up in 2007.

Tom Brady and this Patriots team are more than 9 points better than Ryan Fitzpatrick and company. Unlike the Packers, the Bills can’t create consistent pressure. The Bills have only 25 sacks on the year, about 2 per game, and 5 in their last 3. Unlike the Packers, the Bills can’t contain the run, ranking 26th against the run. Unlike the Packers, the Bills can’t stop the pass, ranking 17th.

Tom Brady and company should be able to have another big offensive performance. Remember, they did have 31 in their “disappointing” performance against the Packers strong defense. They should have more than 30 in this one as well and I think the Bills will have a tough time keeping up, especially if the Pats defense gives more effort. I don’t love betting on high lines like this, which is why it’s only a two unit, but I’m fairly confident we could see another Patriots double digit victory here.

Baltimore Ravens 27 Cleveland Browns 16

Spread: Baltimore -3.5

Pick against spread: Baltimore 3 units (+300)

The Baltimore Ravens are going off easily their most impressive win of the season, over the New Orleans Saints. A lot of that win had to do with the fact that they finally got Ray Rice involved. Rice had over 2000 yards last season, so I have no idea why it took until week 15 for them to do so, but they finally did and it paid off. Rice touched the ball 36 times and turned it into 233 yards and 2 scores. If they don’t forget to do the same this week, this line is going to look silly.

By looking silly, I mean looking sillier than it already does. The Browns inexplicably had a lot of trouble moving the ball against the Bengals last week, so I have no idea why this is a 3.5 point line, even in Cleveland. The Ravens should have no trouble blowing the Browns out if they play like they did last week and I can’t see them letting up this week, needing to win out to win the division and have a shot at a first round bye.

Kansas City Chiefs 21 Tennessee Titans 13

Spread: -5 Kansas City

Pick against spread: Kansas City 1 unit (+100)

Last week, the Titans showed effort for the first time in weeks. It might not have been for coach Jeff Fisher, who was not been popular with his players since the Vince Young saga, but I can’t see them not giving effort for offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger, who has recently been diagnosed with cancer, yet is still working. I can’t see how they don’t admire that and play their hearts out for their offensive coordinator who is there, in a losing season, despite fighting for his life.

That being said, I can’t see them going into Kansas City and winning. The Chiefs are a much different team at home. They are 6-0 at home this season, winning by an average of 12.5 points. I think they can win this game here by 5 or more, but I’m not terribly confident in that.

Indianapolis Colts 31 Oakland Raiders 20

Spread: Indianapolis -3

Pick against spread: Indianapolis 3 units (+300)

Peyton Manning has likely lost Austin Collie for the season. Poor Collie. It seems like everytime he tries to come back from injury he gets a concussion. Nnamdi Asomugha will likely take away Reggie Wayne leaving Manning with an athletic but drop happy Pierre Garcon, a struggling Jacob Tamme, and the rookie Blair White.

Of course, his running game isn’t going to be much help, unless Donald Brown repeats the career high performance he had against the Jaguars last week. His offensive line, which is his worst in his career, will be under siege against the Raiders’ fierce pass rush and the Raiders crowd will be crazy as this upstart team tries to upset the picture of consistency, Peyton Manning. Manning’s defense will struggle to stop Darren McFadden on the ground. Peyton is going to find this to be a tough game to win.

However, I still think he’ll find a way to do it and in a fairly even spread, all he needs to do is win essentially. I don’t have any deep reasons or trends for you, but I just have a feeling that this is a game Manning won’t let his team lose. He’s had the toughest season since his rookie year, but his team can see the light of day now, controlling its destiny after beating the Jaguars. I don’t think they let that slip away. Oh, and just one actual trend. Peyton Manning does well in his career as a short favorite, meaning 3 or less.

Denver Broncos 27 Houston Texans 23 Upset Pick (+130)

Spread: -2.5 Houston

Pick against spread: Denver 2 units (+200)

Tim Tebow had a great NFL debut last week. The numbers won’t show it, but he looked good almost every time he threw the ball. He endured a few drops and Nnamdi Asomugha rendering Brandon Lloyd fairly useless, as well as a strong pass rush by the Raiders, but he still made some nice throws. The problem, his coach forgot to let him throw the ball. Tebow threw a mere 16 times as the Broncos stuck to a conservative gameplan, even running on 3rd and 8 down by 2 scores late. Tebow also added 78 yards on the ground, showing himself to be every bit the dual threat he was in college.

Tebow will get the start again this week and I guess Tebow was a good boy this year because for Christmas this year he gets to face the Texans’ terrible stop unit in his 2nd career start. Kerry Collins looked like Peyton Manning last week against this secondary. Tebow, as a dual threat, should be able to have a huge game throwing and running against this secondary.

The problem, the Texans should be able to put some points on the board as well. The Broncos defense is absolutely terrible and Matt Schaub is still a top 10 NFL quarterback. However, I’m taking the Broncos to win straight up as 2.5 point underdogs here for a few reasons.

The Texans seem to have given up. This makes sense. They were supposed to be a playoff team this year and, after how they started this year, it looked like they would finally make the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. However, they’ve endured tough loss after tough loss and now sit at 5-9 and out of the playoff race. This team seemed more occupied with fighting each other last week than playing solid football and beating the division rival Titans. If Kubiak can’t get them up for a division rival, he won’t get them up for the 3-11 Broncos and their rookie quarterback on the road.

Also, it seems like this Texans team flat out doesn’t know how to win. It’s like they’re allergic to winning. They’ve mounted comebacks from down 14+ and still lost 4 times. Finally, Denver is a tough place for road teams to win with the altitude. They are 2-4 at home this year to 1-7 on the road.

New York Giants 28 Green Bay Packers 24 Upset Pick (+130)

Spread: Green Bay -3

Pick against spread: NY Giants 3 units (-330)

The Packers hung within 4 of the best team in the NFL last week with Matt Flynn on the road. At home, they should destroy the Giants with Aaron Rodgers back right? Well, not so fast. Last week, this team played its hearts out and caught the Patriots off guard. This week, the opposite could happen. The supporting cast might feel they don’t have to work as hard with Rodgers back and the Giants are surely not going to be caught off guard this week.

I’d like to cite a few examples of this in the past. Last year, Big ben was hurt against Baltimore. The Steelers hung tight with the Ravens with Dennis Dixon as their starting quarterback. The next week, with Big Ben back, they didn’t show up as big favorites over the Raiders and lost. This year, the Bears lost Jay Cutler for a game. Even with Todd Collins, they were able to beat the Panthers, thanks to a strong performance by the defense and running game. The next week, Cutler came back and they lost. You might say this game is a huge game in the playoff race, but so was Steelers/Raiders last year.

Aaron Rodgers is expected to play in this one, but I’m not sure even he will be 100%. He’s coming off his second concussion of the season and has to face the single best pass rushing front 4 in the league with an offensive line that has been letting him down in recent weeks. The Giants have already injured more than a handful of players this year and sent several guys to IR. Rodgers might be a bit shellshocked back there and even if he isn’t, he’s not going to get a lot of time to throw.

The Giants, meanwhile, are coming off a crushing defeat against the Eagles last week, blowing a 21 point 4th quarter lead at home to a divisional rival, essentially giving the Eagles the division. One might expect them to be flat off of that performance, but I disagree. History has shown that teams do well the next week in that situation. They feel extra motivated to win the next week. The Giants, in fact, have blown leads like that before this decade, both times, oddly, against the Titans. Both times, they covered or pushed the next week.

A few other situations work against the Packers. First, they are favorites after losing two straight, a situation in which teams struggle to cover. The Packers are 2-4 ATS in their last 6 in this situation. As a home favorite after dropping two straight on the road, teams are 31-49 since 2002. The Giants, meanwhile, love the road as they are 27-14 ATS on the road since 2006.

However, I’m not making this a 4 or 5 unit pick. Normally I do when so many trends are working against a team, but the Giants are known for 2nd half swoons and could be in the middle of one right now (last week’s loss certainly suggests that). 2nd, I think in terms of pure talent, the Packers are the best team in the NFC. There’s a reason they haven’t lost by more than 4 all year.

San Diego Chargers 34 Cincinnati Bengals 13 Lock Pick

Spread: -9 Cincinnati

Pick against spread: San Diego 3 units (-330)

The San Diego Chargers are continuing their December dominance this year. Phillip Rivers is 21-1 in his career in December and the Chargers have won their last 2 by a combined score of 65-7. This should be another blowout. The Bengals won last week, but they still aren’t a very good team.

Carson Palmer will be missing his top target Terrell Owens in this one and Chad Ochocinco might not play with an ankle injury and if he does play, he will be severely limited. Cedric Benson will probably not have as good of a game this week against the Chargers and their elite run defense as he had last week against the Browns. Benson’s the main reason why they won last week. Palmer will also be under major pressure from the Chargers strong pass rush. Basically, the point I’m getting here is that Palmer and the Bengals offense aren’t going to have a good game and will probably throw multiple picks and possibly some pick sixes.

The Bengals defense isn’t going to have much more success against the Chargers offense. This Bengals defense is badly banged up and doesn’t have a chance at stopping the Chargers offense this week. I’m fairly confident that this will be a blowout, which is why the 3 units despite the -9 line. It would be 4 or 5, but the Chargers are going on the road this week after a cushy 3 game homestand and the Bengals have been the kings of backdoor covers this year. Still, I really like the Chargers to cover in this one. The Chargers have won 6 of their 8 wins by 20+. When they win, they win big.

Philadelphia Eagles 34 Minnesota Vikings 21

Spread: Philadelphia -14

Pick against spread: Minnesota 1 unit (+100)

I hate spreads of 10 or more and I hate spreads of 14 or more even more. The Eagles don’t have the defense to beat teams by 14. They’ve only done it twice this year and once they only covered because their offense went on a tear and scored 59. They allowed 28 in that one.

However, Joe Webb, who is expected to start for the Vikings, might be the worst quarterback they’ve faced this year, especially in terms of throwing. Fortunately, he can run very well and even looked like a mini Mike Vick on his touchdown run last week.

The Eagles defense has given up a lot of big plays like season and with a fast strong armed, but inaccurate quarterback like Webb, big plays a very possible. I think the Vikings score on a few big plays and cover this spread. Plus, you never know, maybe Favre starts this one somehow (he did last week) and then that case, 14 points is much too many, even as bad as Favre’s played this year.

The reason this is a 1 unit is simple. The Vikings suck right now. They are playing terrible football and may even be homesick not having played a true homegame in a while. They got embarassed on MNF last week, losing by 17+. Teams in this situation are 16-35 ATS the next week since 1999 and 1-4 ATS the next week this season.

Atlanta Falcons 31 New Orleans Saints 23

Spread: -2 Atlanta

Pick against spread: Atlanta 3 units (-330)

This is a Monday Night Football game, which means we will have to endure Jon Gruden’s nonsense comments and non-stop praise of everyone on the field. It also means we have to endure the worst analysis on TV by the Monday Night Countdown crew as they make their picks. Among some of their “analysis” a few weeks ago in the Jets/Pats game were the following.

Steve Young: It’s my son Braden’s 10th birthday and we call him Brady B. The stars are aligned. I’m taking the Pats.

Matt Millen: I think Tom Brady is the best quarterback on the field. I’m taking the Pats.

Keyshawn Johnson: Yo, I gotta lotta love for New York, but I gotta go Pats.

These are only a few examples of their “analysis.” Most of the time they just say they’re picking a team because that’s the better team. Week 12, Chris Berman picked the 49ers to win 19-16 because that was an important date in San Francisco history. I can only imagine what they will say next week as the Saints head to Atlanta to take on the Falcons.

Steve Young: Today is my cousin’s birthday and his name is Ryan. The stars are aligned. I’m taking the Falcons.

Matt Millen: I think the Saints won the Super Bowl last year. I’m going with the Saints.

Chris Berman: WHOOP! Matt Ryan was born in 1985. I’m taking the Falcons to win 19 to 85.  WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Keyshawn Johnson: Yo, I got mad love for Drew Brees, but I gotta go with the Falcons.

Tom Jackson: Matt Ryan has only lost at home once in his career and the Saints didn’t look good last week. Matt Ryan does best in big home games and this is the biggest game of the season of the Falcons. I’m taking the Falcons.

Stuart Scott: What Tom said sounds smart. I’m taking Falcons.

Mike Ditka: I used to coach the Saints and blood is thicker than water. I’m taking the Saints.

Cris Carter: I think the Falcons have the better team. I’m taking the Falcons.

Now for some real analysis. This line suggests that the Saints are the better team, albeit slightly. It’s standard in Vegas to add 3 points to a line when a team is at home, so on a neutral field this line would be Saints -1. That doesn’t make sense because the Falcons have the better record and the Falcons won earlier this year in New Orleans. Also, I think they should add more than 3 points because the game is in Atlanta. This is huge homefield advantage for the Falcons. Matt Ryan is 19-1 in his career at home.

Also consider that this is the first Monday Night game in Atlanta in the Matt Ryan era. Ryan feeds off the crowd’s energy and in a Monday Night home game against the hated rival Saints, you can bet there will be ton of energy for him to feed off of. Finally, the Saints looked bad last week. I think they’ve been underachieving all year and that will continue this week as they lose and the Falcons clinch the division. 

 

 

Week 16 Injury Report

WR Roddy White- Atlanta

Missed some practice time earlier in the week, but a full practice Friday and a probable label suggest he will play.

WR Derrick Mason- Baltimore

Mason was limited earlier in the week, but he was upgraded to probable on Friday after a full Friday. Use as normal.

TE Todd Heap- Baltimore

Practiced all week, but is listed as a questionable game time decision. I do expect him to play, but he is a game time decision so check his status tomorrow morning.

WR Terrell Owens- Cincinnati

On IR. Go ahead and drop him.

WR Chad Ochocinco- Cincinnati

Ocho has been limited all week in practice and is listed as a questionable game time decision. I say it’s more likely than not that he plays, but he would be limited if he were to play so keep that in mind.

RB Peyton Hillis- Cleveland

Hillis was upgraded to probable Friday after a good practice and there shouldn’t be anything to worry about with him.

RB Marion Barber- Dallas

Barber is expected to be back this week, but I wouldn’t start him. In fact, the only effect I see him having is vulturing enough carries from Felix Jones and Tashard Choice to make them fantasy irrelevant. Barber was terrible before he got hurt and now he’ll be playing with a deep tissue calf injury.

RB Felix Jones- Dallas

Like Barber, Jones is expected to go this week. Barber might make all 3 Dallas running backs fantasy irrelevant this week, but if any have a good game its Jones because I can see him getting the most carries against a terrible Arizona ground defense.

WR Roy Williams- Dallas

Limited all week in practice and questionable, but I don’t think he’s startable this week. Even with Dez Bryant out, he’s not producing. He only has one game of more than 3 catches since week 5 and hasn’t scored since week 6.

RB Knowshon Moreno- Denver

Eric Studesville has almost guaranteed Moreno will start this week. Have him in your lineup.

WR Calvin Johnson- Detroit

Johnson is expected to go this week. Also, not like it matters who’s throwing him the ball, he will get an upgrade at quarterback this week with Shaun Hill returning.

RB Maurice Morris- Detroit

Morris will play and likely get the bulk of the carries again this week, but he is risky because he is not all that talented and because Miami stuffs the run pretty well.

QB Aaron Rodgers- Green Bay

All indications are that he’ll play through a concussion this week.

RB Arian Foster- Houston

Foster has a hip injury, but he’s probable nonetheless and should be in your lineup.

WR Andre Johnson- Houston

An MRI showed new damage to his sprained ankle and thus he is a gametime decision. This is a fairly meaningless game for the Texans so I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t play. Johnson owners should pick up Kevin Walter just in case and check back tomorrow morning.

RB Joseph Addai- Indianapolis

Addai is expected to start for the first time since week 6. Any Addai owners who have been patient with him should be rewarded this week. He’s worth a start.

RB Maurice Jones Drew- Jacksonville

MJD is listed as doubtful and some are saying it would be a miracle if he played. He’s a talented player with a great matchup so it would be worth checking his status tomorrow just to be sure.

WR Mike Sims Walker- Jacksonville

Practiced Friday for the first time all week, but is still a questionable game time decision.

QB Brett Favre- Minnesota

Listed as doubtful, but remember that was the case last week. I’m not sure it’s such a good idea to start him though in case he throws multiple picks or, you know, dies on the field.

RB Adrian Peterson- Minnesota

After two straight days of practice, I would be very surprised if he missed this week despite the questionable label. Toby Gerhart may vulture more carries than normal.

QB Tom Brady- New England

Of course he’ll play.

WR Deion Branch- New England

Branch is looking good after an upgrade to probable late this week.

WR Robert Meachem- New Orleans

Always risky to start someone who doesn’t play until Monday, who is listed as questionable, but all indications appear he will start after practicing fully Friday.

WR Mario Manningham- NY Giants

Manningham is expected to start as he is listed as probable. Manningham has been playing well since Steve Smith went down so he could be worth a start again.

WR Santonio Holmes- NY Jets

Despite being limited in practice Friday, Holmes is expected to play this week and is listed as probable.

QB Mark Sanchez- NY Jets

Went from a game time decision to probable after Friday’s practice, a good sign. There’s still a chance he doesn’t play, but it’s not likely.

WR DeSean Jackson- Philadelphia

Missed some practice this week, but is still expected to play.

TE Antonio Gates- San Diego

Out.

WR Malcom Floyd- San Diego

Listed as doubtful and I think you can expect him to miss this week.

RB Brian Westbrook- San Francisco

Missed Wednesday for personal reasons, but will play this week.

TE Kellen Winslow- Tampa Bay

Will play through a knee injury again this week. Nothing new here.

Week 16 Fantasy Report

 

RB Kahlil Bell- Chicago

Percent owned (ESPN): 1.2%

Looks like the Bears are done with Marion Barber as the lead back. Bell had more carries (15 to 13) than Barber last week and that should be the case going forward as Barber had just 2 2nd half carries and Bell did more with his carries, rushing for 65 yards, as opposed to Barber’s 33. Bell also led the Bears in receiving with 43 yards on 5 catches.

RB Chris Ivory- New Orleans

Percent owned (ESPN): 2.0%

As long as Mark Ingram is out, Chris Ivory seems to be the lead back. He rushed for 74 yards on 18 carries this week and 53 yards on 13 carries the week before. Ingram might not be back this week.

RB Donald Brown- Indianapolis

Percent owned (ESPN): 20.3%

Donald Brown finally had a game that made him look like the former first round pick he is, rushing for 161 yards and a score on 16 carries against Tennessee. He’s still got an inconsistent past and Joseph Addai to contend with, but he was already their lead back and this strong performance could give the Colts more confidence in him going forward and could spring him forward to better performances.

RB Stevan Ridley- New England

Percent owned (ESPN): 4.4%

Ridley led the Patriots in carries with 11 and yards with 65 against Denver last week. The logical move would be to give Ridley the lead back job over BJGE, who rushed for just 13 yards on 10 carries, but Belichick is pretty unpredictable with his running backs.

 

WR Greg Little- Cleveland

Percent owned (ESPN): 8.8%

Little’s been inconsistent, but he is still Cleveland’s #1 guy and he was definitely good this past week with 131 yards and a score on 5 catches. He and Seneca Wallace seem to have a good chemistry and Wallace could get the start again this week.

RB Sammy Morris- Dallas

Percent owned (ESPN): 0.2%

Sammy Morris came out of nowhere to rush for 53 yards on 12 carries in a complimentary role to Felix Jones. Jones is the only other healthy running back on their roster and now Jones is nursing a hamstring injury. Stay tuned.