Tight Ends

 

Updated: 4/17/10 

QB RB WR TE OT G C NT DT 3-4 DE DE RLB OLB MLB CB S K P

100 Once in a decade prospect 

95-99 Elite talent 

90-95 Solid top 10 pick 

85-90 Solid first round pick 

80-85 Late 1st-early 2nd 

75-80 Solid 2nd round pick 

70-75 Solid 3rd round pick 

65-70 3rd-4th round pick 

60-65 4th-5th round pick 

55-60 5th round pick 

50-55 6th round pick 

45-50 7th round pick 

40-45 Undrafted, invite to training camp 

30-40 Career practice squader 

20-30 No NFL future 

0-20 No football future 

 

1. Jermaine Gresham (Oklahoma State) 86

2/27/10: After his 4.76 40, questions about the health of his knee have resurfaced. That’s the last thing Gresham wants to happen at this point. 4.76 isn’t awful, but he was expected to run at least .1 to .15 seconds faster so this is a bit concerning.

Despite being injured all season, he’s still an elite tight end at the next level. Assuming his knee holds up strong through the combine and in team workouts, he’s a lock to be the first tight end off the board and a first round pick. He’s big, 6-6 260, and fast mid 4.6 40, and has amazingly soft hands. He’s not afraid to go over the middle and he’d be a welcome target for any quarterback in the league. He put together one of the greatest statistical seasons ever by a tight end in 2008 with 66 catches for 950 yards and 14 touchdowns and would have been the first tight end off the board in 2008 had he declared.

2. Rob Gronkowski (Arizona) 80

3/27/10: There were rumors that, after back surgery that caused him to miss all of last season, he was still not healthy. I think he proved that wrong because, simply put, you can’t run a 4.65 at 6-6 258 with a bad back. The injury, and the rust that comes along with not playing a whole year because of injury, are still issues, but this guy could have been a first rounder if he had a good year this year and there’s no doubting he could be a steal for a team in the 2nd round. I think he’s clearly the 2nd best tight end in this draft class, at least in my mind, because of Dennis Pitta’s lack of elite athleticism and upside and Aaron Hernandez’s small frame and inability to run block.

Surprisingly enough, the top two tight ends in this draft class didn’t play all season. Gronkowski has been amazing statistically in his career, but he hasn’t given scouts much of a statistical sample. He wasn’t a full time tight end as a freshman, he missed 3 games with mono as a sophomore, and back surgery cost him his entire junior season. However, what I do like about his state that is good going forward if his career 16 YPC, meaning he was extremely athletic and tough to bring down in the open field because its very unlike a quarterback is repeatedly throwing to a tight end 16 yards down field. Also 16 of his 75 catches in his short career were for touchdowns showing once again his physical dominance. Good ability in the open field and end zone dominance are a very good combination for a young tight end. He’s a big moving target at 6-6 270 and can run a 4.7 40 assuming his back is fully healed. He has football and sports in general in his blood. And he’s still 20 so his upside is huge. He would have been the top tight end in 2011 had he returned to school and been healthy so I’m a bit puzzled as to why he didn’t. This year he’s looking at anywhere from 2nd to 4th tight end off the board depending on how scouts see him bounce back from injury in workouts. That would mean 2nd or 3rd round range for him.

3. Dennis Pitta (BYU) 77

2/27/10: Not necessarily known as an elite as rather a guy with good hands, Pitta benched 225 pounds 27 times, 2nd most among tight ends, and ran a 4.63 40.

Over an entire career, its tough to find a tight end who was more productive than Pitta. After he came back from his Mormon mission in 2007, Pitta looked like a man among boys catching 204 passes for 2726 yards and 19 touchdowns in three years. The only thing, he practically was a man among boys. Because his mission lasted two years, Pitta is currently 24 years old and does not have a huge upside. He’s probably better than half of the starting tight ends in the league right now with his good agility and soft hands, but scouts don’t really think he’s going to get much better than that. He’d be an ideal fit for a west coast offense and can help a team out right away, but his lack of upside, along with Rob Gronkowski surprisingly declaring for the NFL draft, he could slip to the 3rd round.

4. Aaron Hernandez (Florida) 73                         

2/25/10: There aren’t a ton of tight ends under 6-3. There are some, Dustin Keller at 6-2, but after Hernandez measured in at 6-2 with short 32 ¼ inch arms, his value becomes more limited. He’s a great athlete and can run and catch well, but he can’t do much else. He’s not much of a blocker and he hasn’t run a lot of pro style routes.

If he measures out at 6-3 at the combine, teams could look at him as the 2nd best tight end in this draft class. If he measures out at 6-1 or 6-2, very few teams will even consider him as a tight end at all because of his height. Besides his height, he’s an amazing athletic freak who can run a mid 4.5 40 at 250 pounds. He’s extremely tough to defend and he was one of the most productive tight ends in college football this year despite being only 20 years old.

5. Ed Dickson (Oregon) 73

He’s another tight end with great measurables, 6-4 245 with a mid 4.6 40, but he hasn’t been as productive in his career as some of the guys above him on this list. He needs to work on his route running and his run blocking but he has the upside to be a starting tight end in the league for a long time so he should go in the 3rdround, or 4th round at worst. His ability in the open field is very good for a tight end.

6. Andrew Quarless (Penn State) 66

He is a former #1 recruit for Penn State and has amazing athleticism and great measurables, 6-5 260 high 4.6 40, so he has the potential to be a 1st round pick tight end. However, his career at Penn State was not exactly ideal, in fact quite the opposite. Arrests, probation, suspension, you name it, he had issues with it. He finally stayed out of trouble and on the field for one season, his senior season, and was able to put together a decent season with 41 catches for 536 yards and 3 touchdowns, but it may have been a case of too little too late. He’s looking at the 5th round range, but I think he’s a 4th round prospect because of his upside if he continues to improve his game and stay out of trouble.

7. Garrett Graham (Wisconsin) 63

2/25/10: He’s still on the small side but weighing in at 243 is a lot better than the 234 he weighed in at the combine.

1/30/10: He had a few nice catches, including a touchdown that got wiped away by a penalty, but overall it was a bad week for him. First he weighed in at 234 pounds and then showed himself to be small on the field by not being able to block anything. He is the worst run blocker of any tight end that played in this game and I’m not sure he has a position at the next level. 

1/26/10: Very skinny for his position. 

At 6-4 238 its clear he needs to bulk up a little before he can be a legitimate NFL tight end, but he has very refined fundamentals for his size. He would be a perfect fit, assuming he bulks up, to be the receiving tight end in a west coast offense. He reminds me a lot of Travis Beckum, the former Wisconsin tight end who was drafted in the late 3rd round last year despite being undersized at 6-3 239. Graham could be looking at the same range if not a little lower because he didn’t quite as productive of a year as Beckum, mostly because he played in Beckum’s shadow most of the time.

 

8. Tony Moeacki (Iowa) 58

Showed occasional flashes of brilliance when fully healthy, for instance in the Orange Bowl this year when he had 84 yards and a brilliant 53 reception that very few tight ends can make. Unfortunately, that rarely happened because of injuries. In his career, he only managed 953 yards on 76 catches for 11 touchdowns because of numerous injuries. You name it, he hurt it, he probably hurt things you didn’t even know were body parts. He could be snagged late as a flier tight end prospect and I think he deserves 5th round recognition as he could be a starting caliber tight end if he stays healthy, but his injury plagued past is a major red flag. Even this year, by far his best season of his career, he only had 30 catches for 387 yards and 4 scores because he missed 3 games.

9. Mike Homanawanui (Illinois) 57

1/26/10: He’s being looked at as a big blocker so weighing in at 267 pounds helps his case to get drafted. So do his long arms and hands. 

A very big physical blocker who could be looked at in the 5th round by teams needing run blocking tight ends. 

10. Clay Harbor (Missouri State) 56

A small school tight end who I hadn’t heard of until the Combine, but he looked like a natural athlete in the measurings at the combine and he looked like an NFL caliber tight end with reliable hands in the drills. Level of competition is an issue, but he has 40 or more catches in each of the last 3 seasons and 59 catches for 729 yards and 4 touchdowns this year. Size was an issue for him, but he bulked up for the Combine and still had a good time in the 40 yard dash.

11 Colin Peek (Alabama) 56

3/15/10: He’s a great blocker, but weighing in at just 252 pounds hurts and so does running a 4.93 40. He also only benched 19 reps of 225. He needed a good Pro Day to keep his status as the top blocking tight end in the class, with guys like Mike Hoomanawanui and Nate Byham impressing at the Senior Bowl and Combine. Peek did not do that and he could slip as a result. That slip could be pretty significant given his position as a run blocking tight end. That could be a 2 round slip.

If you look at his stat sheet you get confused as to why he’s an NFL prospect. In his career he had 51 catches for 561 yards and 4 touchdowns. However, he may be the best pure run blocking tight end in college football at the moment and that could get him drafted in the 4th or 5th round. He’s big and overpowering at 6-6 255 and has great technique. His receiving abilities, though limited, are extra. If you want to get a look at his run blocking abilities, he will be at the Senior Bowl next week.

12. Anthony McCoy (USC) 55

Mostly physical upside at this point, but despite his size he was an inconsistent blocker last year and he didn’t have a ton of catches last year, 22. However, he did play in a pro style offense and get good YAC. He averaged 20.8 YPC last year and that’s always a good sign going forward. The upside is there.

13. Nate Byham (Pittsburgh) 55

2/27/10: Yesterday, Byham impressed by weighing it at 268 pounds and making him the best run blocking tight end in my eyes, but today he ran like an offensive lineman with a 40 time of 4.97. That’s not good.

2/26/10: If Byham was going to get drafted, it would be as a blocker. Measuring in at 268 certainly helps his cause to be viewed as one of the best run blocking tight ends in this draft class.

One of the elite run blocking tight ends in this class, Byham only had 47 career catches, but he has good size. His route running, hands, and speed could all be a lot better, but he has a role for him in the NFL.

14. Jimmy Graham (Miami) 54

A basketball player playing football, but then again so is Antonio Gates. Graham was a forward on the Miami basketball team and only had one year on the Miami football team. He’s an athlete, but didn’t show a ton on the field.

15. Scott Sicko (New Hampshire) 52

3/15/10: I love him as a late round sleeper out of small school New Hampshire, but he had some issues with size in the past, being about 240 at New Hampshire. He was 251 at his Pro Day (plenty big) and still ran a 4.53 with a 35 inch vertical and looked comfortable in the drills playing with that weight. 

Undersized, but with more teams switching to schemes that use smaller pass catching tight ends, Sicko should have a role an some upside in the NFL at the next level. He has 3 straight years of 50 catches or more and 2014 career yards and 22 career touchdowns, but he didn’t have a ton of tough competition. He’s, at the very least, interesting. For my exclusive interview with Scott Sicko, click here.

16. Nathan Overbay (Eastern Washington) 48

17. Dennis Morris (Louisiana Tech) 44

18. Cody Slate (Marshall) 44

19. Jeron Mastrud (Kansas State) 43

20. Caz Piurowski (Florida State) 43

Top Undrafted Free Agent

Updated 5/1/10

()=big board rank 

WR Danario Alexander (85)

MLB Micah Johnson (116)

OT Tony Washington (143)

MLB Reggie Carter (169)

G Joe Thomas (200)

K Leigh Tiffin (218)

MLB Boris Lee (219)

C Chris Hall (220)

C Kenny Alfred (247)

MLB Alex Joseph (250)

P Robert Malone (252)

RB LeMarcus Coker (255)

OT Dennis Landholt (256)

RB Andre Dixon (261)

OT Andrew Tyshovntsky (266)

S Nick Sandford (271)

G Matt McCracken (277)

3-4 DE/DT Swanson Miller (278)

DT Alan Michael-Cash (280)

G Reggie Stephens (287)

C Chris Fisher (288)

TE Cody Slate (293)

P Jeremy Boone (295)

K Aaron Pettrey (296)

 

Vikings/Bears Preview

By Ryan Glab 

Bears offense vs. Vikings defense

Last week against the worst run defense in the NFL, the Bears managed just 62 yards on 24 carries between Matt Forte and Chester Taylor, a 2.5 average. The most discouraging thing is that the Bears stayed committed to the run game and still couldn’t have success. This week the Bears face the Vikings’ No. 6 run defense and I’d be surprised if they ran the ball more than 12-15 times for anywhere between 35-45 yards. Of course, one broken play can skew those statistics, but that would be about average production for them. Mike Martz figures to dial up quite a few passing plays in this one, especially if the Bears are down early. Minnesota is slightly more susceptible to the pass, but by the slimmest of margins. The Vikings are mostly healthy on the defensive side of the ball and won’t be missing any key players. After having an unusually slow start to the season with just one sack in the team’s first seven games, defensive end Jared Allen registered two and a half sacks last week against Arizona and just might have gotten the jump-start he needed to return to Pro Bowl form. Allen is joined on the line by the familiar faces — and enormous wide bodies — of tackles Pat and Kevin Williams and end Ray Edwards. Of the team’s 12 sacks — which is the fourth-lowest mark in the league — the defensive line has eight of them, which means those guys are going to bring the heat. This game reminds me an awful lot of the New York Giants one in which the Giants recorded 10 sacks against the Bears, most of which came from just the front four. Offensive line coach Mike Tice knows the challenge his unit has in protecting Cutler against the Vikings’ defensive line and he said this week, “We’re going to find out if we’re man enough.” I don’t question the will or mental toughness of the offensive linemen, but I do have my reservations about their talent and physical toughness. Another thing to keep an eye on is that center Olin Kreutz missed practices this week, although he did participate on Friday, and he’s likely to play Sunday, but who knows how effective he’ll be. For the Bears to avoid getting Cutler concussed again, they need to get the ball out of his hands quickly and probably utilize Greg Olsen, Matt Forte, and Chester Taylor early and often. The Vikings have the No. 5 overall defense in the league and I see a lot of struggles for the Bears offense.

Advantage: Vikings

Bears defense vs. Vikings offense

If the Bears are going to beat their division rivals, the game has to be won on this side of the ball. The Bears are ranked No. 8 overall on defense, which is incredible if you think about it because that ranking is based on yards allowed and the defensive scheme they run normally yields a lot of yards. That’s reflected in their pass defense, which is allowing an average of 225.8 passing yards per game and is currently ranked 19th. What’s most impressive is the way the Bears have defended the run this season. The Bears began the season with a solid effort against the Lions which landed them in the top spot and they haven’t wavered much since, never falling out of the Top 6, if memory serves. They’re currently ranked No. 3 while allowing just 83.9 rushing yards per game. They’re also yielding just 3.5 yards per carry, third-best in the league. Here’s an ironic statistic: the Bears have the third-best run defense yet have also allowed the third-most rushing touchdowns in the league. They have the 19th-ranked pass defense, yet they have allowed a league-low five touchdown passes. How can we interpret that? Simple: the Cover 2 defense is working — for the most part — as it should. It prevents offenses from getting the big play down the field but it’s giving up big yards because it allows long drives due to shorter and intermediate routes. When an opponent gets closer to the end zone, the field shrinks and it’s harder to pass for a touchdown in a confined space. Meanwhile, opposing offensive coordinators don’t run as much on the Bears because they know they can move down the field with the pass. But when it comes to power football, the Bears get overrun in the red zone. Perhaps the one reason I most feel the Bears will struggle in this game is that Brett Favre is notorious for evading a pass rush — even with his decrepit body — and he also has long had success at picking apart zone coverage. The Bears are going to have to bring pressure with blitzes because I don’t think the front four will generate enough on their own. I think the safety blitz with Chris Harris has been an effective tool this season. The Bears will also get their toughest test of the season against the league’s top back in Adrian Peterson. Peterson has had plenty of success against the Bears in his career and is averaging over 100 yards per game. He also seems to have a nose for the end zone against them. I expect an inspired effort against Peterson and if the Bears do not have a broken play, I feel they can hold him under 100 yards. Still, Minnesota has the weapons to pick apart the Bears’ defense.

Advantage: Vikings

Special Teams

Devin Hester has had a great deal of success in his career against the Vikings both offensively and on special teams. Minnesota punter Chris Kluwe has made the mistake more than once of kicking to Hester, who has burned the Vikings for touchdowns. Rather than kick the ball out of bounds as most teams have done during the Hester reign, Kluwe tries to punt it high and deep which causes him to outkick his coverage. Assuming Kluwe hasn’t learned his lesson yet, I like Hester’s chances of having a nice day in the return game. The Bears pulled Danieal Manning off the kickoff return duties last week against the Bills and I’m still not sure why. My best guess is that after Buffalo sustained long drives against the Bears’ defense, Dave Toub preferred to put a fresh Johnny Knox in the game instead of a winded Manning. Knox had three returns for a 23-yard average with a long of 27 yards. I’m comfortable with both players back there. I’d prefer Manning’s straight up the field approach to Knox’s slower method of waiting for his blockers to set up. But Knox does have explosive speed and if he does get a crease, he could go all the way. Robbie Gould has struggled a bit this year, missing three field goals, although he did have one blocked. He also sent a kickoff out of bounds last week. Still, he’s an extremely reliable kicker on field goals and he’s had nine touchbacks on kickoffs, 10th-most in the league. Brad Maynard has had a rough season but he’s a weapon when attempting to pin opponents deep in their own territory. Hopefully the Bears don’t need him to kick from his own end zone this week because his lack of leg strength hurts their ability to flip field position.Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell has been a dependable kicker for a long time. He, too, is getting old and his leg strength is waning. He kicks in a dome and yet he has just one touchback this year. He’s made all eight of his field goals but only has a long of 41 yards, the shortest of any kicker in the league with as many attempts.
Advantage: Bears

Intangibles

The Vikings are one of the toughest teams in the league when playing in the friendly confines of Mall of America Field, but their recent struggles on the road have to be disconcerting for them. They’ve lost their last eight road games in a row, including the NFC Conference Championship game in New Orleans and the 36-30 overtime loss to the Bears in December. A turf team playing on grass has to at least be considered a factor in the losing streak. The Bears and Vikings have truly had a close and entertaining rivalry over the past decade. During Lovie Smith’s tenure alone, the teams have split their 12 battles. Four of the six years the series was split, 1-1. The Bears swept the Vikings in 2006 and the Vikings swept the Bears in 2007. The weather shouldn’t play a big factor in the game on Sunday. Temperature at kickoff calls for mid-40s with wind gusts up to 18 mph. That means the playbooks for both teams should be open and almost everything should be in the game plan. From a coaching perspective, both teams have had an outcry of public complaint. But even the most hard-headed Lovie Smith haters out there should be able to realize that the better of the two head coaches will be wearing blue and orange on Sunday. Smith has the respect of his players and if the Bears are to pull off a victory over the Vikings, it could be the cohesiveness of the locker room that makes the difference. Still, I’m not sure a bad head coach and a road losing streak of eight games will be enough to deter the Vikings in this one. They have better talent despite their 3-5 record and they’ll probably be playing with a bigger sense of urgency than the Bears will. The Vikings know that this is a do-or-die game for them. If they lose, they’ll be three games behind the co-division leaders, the Packers and Bears. They’ll have six losses on the season and they may have to run the table to make the playoffs. I expect a close game with careless turnovers from both quarterbacks. Peterson, who had 20 fumbles in the first three seasons of his career, has yet to fumble this season. That could change against the Bears’ opportunistic defense. However, unless the Vikings completely implode on Sunday, I don’t think the Bears have the offensive talent to match up with their Vikings’ counterparts.
Advantage: Vikings

Final Score: Minnesota 20, Chicago 17

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Week 11 Power Rankings

32. Carolina Panthers 1-8

With the Bills winning, albeit by 2, this is now the worst team in the NFL. They really can’t do anything right. They can’t do diddlypoo offensively, they can’t make a first down, they can’t run the ball, they don’t try to run the ball, they can’t complete a pass. They suck. They can’t stop the run. Every time the other team gets the ball they go down and get points. They suck. And yes, I did just copy and paste Jim Mora’s old “diddlypoo” speech and change the tenses, but it fits.

31. Buffalo Bills 1-8

By beating the Lions, they assured they won’t go 0-16, but they better hope it didn’t kill their chances at Andrew Luck. If the Panthers pick before them, they could easily take Luck or more likely trade the pick to someone who wants Luck and then the Bills could be set back another few years.

30. Dallas Cowboys 2-7

Where was this all year? I knew Wade Phillips was bad, but was he really this bad?According to stories I’m hearing about his time in Dallas, it appears so. Reports are coming out that Jason Garrett is changing the culture in Dallas by doing things such as making sure players show up to team meetings on time. Why wasn’t this done before?!

Also, in a hilarious story, Jason Garrett is allegedly forcing Mike Jenkins to bring a notebook to film study for the first time this season. Maybe that’s why he commits all these pass interferences. He watches the tape of himself committing all these penalties and then forgets about it because he didn’t write it down in a notebook.

29. Detroit Lions 2-7

If the Lions bring back Matt Stafford this season, they’re stupid. He has no business being on the field after separating the same shoulder twice in a season. Shoulder problems are what sapped Chad Pennington’s arm strength and they can do the same to Stafford, who was drafted #1 for his arm strength. They need to get him fully healthy for next season and not risk bringing him back too soon.

28. Arizona Cardinals 3-6

Their quarterback situation might be the worst in the league, as they’re 31st in the league in QB rating, but their defense might be even worse. In the past 2 weeks, they’ve allowed a career high yards to a 41-year-old Brett Favre and made Matt Hasselbeck look like he’s 28 again. They rank 27th against the pass and 21st against the run. How did this team win 3 games again? Ladies and gentlemen: The NFC West.

27. Cincinnati Bengals 2-7

Everything that went right for the Bengals last year has gone wrong this year, most importantly, while they were winning close games last year, they’re losing close games this year. Cedric Benson had a great year last year, but with the team not winning, Benson has become out of shape. He seems to have forgotten it’s his contract year. Their defense is a fraction of what it was last year and their amazing corners aren’t getting any help from a defensive line that only has 9 sacks in 9 games.

26. Denver Broncos 3-6

2 games after giving up 59 to the Raiders, the Broncos scored 49 against Kansas City. I don’t really have a problem with teams running up the score (unlike Todd Haley). If you want to play your starters in a blowout and risk injuries, be my guest. This is the NFL. There is no mercy rule. There shouldn’t be a mercy rule. Better yet, there should be a forfeit rule. If one team feels the other team is being “mean” to them and running up the score, they can go ahead and forfeit. 

25. San Francisco 49ers 3-6

Troy Smith has been impressive through 2 games, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves yet. He hasn’t yet proven to be the answer for a 49ers team that desperately needs it. However, what he has done is win 2 games for a 49ers team that desperately needed it.

They now sit at 3-6, 2 games back of the division, with 4 division games left. That’s 4 more games against crappy division opponents who they are already 1-1 against. This means that, after starting 1-6, the 49ers are still pretty alive and kicking in the division race. Ladies and gentleman: The NFC West.

24. Minnesota Vikings 3-6

Where did Jared Allen go? He cuts off his mullet for his wedding and only has 4.5 sacks through 9 games after 44.5 in the last 3 years. I guess this just goes to show, the football gods don’t like when you change your appearance for a woman and will turn you into a terrible football player. Well, that is, unless you’re Tom Brady.

23. St. Louis Rams 4-5

Sam Bradford is still 0 for his young career in road games, blowing a late lead to the 49ers on the road. However, he remains great at home, with a 4-1 record, 4-0 since the opener. Could the Rams not win a road game all season and still win the division? If they can beat Atlanta, Kansas City, and San Francisco at home, they could go to a playoffs as a 7 win team having not won a road game. Ladies and gentlemen: The NFC West (yes, I will repeat this throughout the Power Rankings)

22. Jacksonville Jaguars 5-4

The Jaguars lead the league in beating up on crappy teams and getting miracle wins against division opponents. They’ve beaten 2-7 Dallas, 3-6 Denver, 1-8 Buffalo, and then Indy on a 59 yard field goal at the end of regulation and Houston on a 50 yard Hail Mary at the end of the regulation. This not only makes them the worst 5-4 team in the league, but the most unpredictable. I am 1-8 picking their games against the spread this season.

21. Miami Dolphins 5-4

The Dolphins appear to have lost their two top quarterbacks (the hanging chads) Chad Pennington and Chad Henne for the season, thus eliminating themselves from the playoffs. For any Dolphins fans that don’t agree with me, just ask the Dolphins. They reportedly contacted the agents of Daunte Culpepper and JaMarcus Russell. Nothing says white flag like Culpepper and Russell.

20. Cleveland Browns 3-6

This is the best 3-6 team I’ve seen in a while. This season, they hung within a touchdown of Tampa Bay (6-3) Kansas City (5-4) Baltimore (6-3) and the Jets (6-3), beat New England (7-2) and New Orleans (6-3), beat the only sub .500 they played Cincinnati (2-7) and only lost by double digits twice to Atlanta (7-2) and Pittsburgh (6-3).

Hopefully for Browns fans, they have an easier schedule next season, and Colt McCoy, with a top receiver added through the draft, takes his game to another level and puts this team into playoff contention. More likely, they’ll draft a crappy defensive player, McCoy will get hurt week 1, and they’ll go 2-14, but you never know. Maybe the football gods will finally go easy on them (and the entire city of Cleveland) next year.

19. Kansas City Chiefs 5-4

Well, the Chiefs are finally playing like most people thought they would to start the season, needing overtime to beat the Bills, losing to the Raiders, and losing by 20 to the Broncos. I’ll give them credit though. I didn’t have them winning more than 5 games all season, but I don’t think there’s any denying it. This isn’t a good team. They can win in games where they can establish the run and make sure Matt Cassel has to do as little as possible, but if they have to play catch up, they’re dead.

18. Houston Texans 4-5

Another team the football gods seem to hate, last year they lost several games on failed goal line conversions or missed field goals. This year, after starting 2-0, they have fallen to 4-5 because of their tough schedule and couldn’t even win a game they should have against a bad Jacksonville team because a late Hail Mary fell into the hands of Mike Thomas after it was batted down by Houston corner Glover Quin.

17. Washington Redskins 4-5

This team isn’t as bad as they looked on Monday Night and I liked their resiliency and a lot of what I saw from their offense, or at least McNabb. His receivers once again didn’t help him out much as they were responsible for 2 of his 3 picks (desperation was responsible for the other one). However, that defense has problems. Their defensive front is terrible. They are on the whole an average team, despite what people are saying after their 31 point loss, but that defense does have problems.

Also, I wasn’t a fan of the McNabb deal until I found out only about 10 million of that was really guaranteed. In that case, I like the deal. Sure beats letting him walk a year after giving up a 2nd rounder and a few mid round picks for him.

 

16. Seattle Seahawks 5-4

This team really doesn’t like playing close games. They either look great or terrible every other week. Week one, 25 point win over San Francisco. Week two, 17 point loss to Denver. Week 4, 17 point loss to St. Louis. Week 7, 12 point win over Arizona. Week 8, 30 point loss to Oakland. Week 9, 33 point loss to the Giants. Week 10, 18 point win over Arizona. How can a team this inconsistent be in first place? Ladies and gentlemen: The NFC West.

15. Oakland Raiders 5-4

They had a bye last week, but I want to comment on one thing. 15. Oakland Raiders 5-4. That just doesn’t look right. However, after the NFL’s middle class was terrible week 10 (Kansas City, Houston, Washington), the Raiders have moved to 15 in my Power Rankings. Huge game in Pittsburgh this week to prove they’re for real.

14. Chicago Bears 6-3

I still don’t believe they’ve fixed their problems coming out of the bye. They faced two teams with a combined 4-14 record and a combined 25 sacks. They can beat those types of teams. I don’t think they can beat Miami, who they face this week, or Green Bay in a rematch, or any playoff team. But, we’ll see. The Miami game will be telling, as will Philly week 12.

13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-3

The combined record of the teams they’ve beaten is 14-40 and the combined record of the teams they lost to is 19-8. One of these days, they’ll play a team that’s average and we’ll finally be able to judge how good they are. However, credit them for beating the teams they should have. They’ve got that much going for them. That and Josh Freeman’s 6 career comeback wins already. BEAST.

12 Tennessee Titans 5-4

They may have lost last week, but if they had been able to establish their running game, that game would have gone a lot differently. Randy Moss drew double teams, as he was supposed to. He’s the best decoy in the game. This allowed Chris Johnson to rush for 117 yards on 17 carries. The Titans lost, because their defense couldn’t stop anyone and they weren’t able to run as much as they’d like to. If they get a chance to do that this week against Washington, look out.

11. San Diego Chargers 4-5

Bye.

10. Baltimore Ravens 6-3

Last week, I brought up a stat about how often home teams win on Thursday Night Football (24-10). This doesn’t really seem fair, but I didn’t think much of it until Ray Lewis complained about it. Ray Lewis is a scary dude. Women want him, men want to be him, and animals want to learn how to talk so they can hang out with him (Old Spice FTW). It takes a lot to make him complain. Thursday games made him complain. Now I’m starting to think these aren’t a good idea. Then again, they do give people an excuse to get drunk on Thursdays, so maybe it is a good idea.

9. New York Jets 7-2

They won’t be moved up until they play like a team that should be moved up. In their last 5 games, they’ve beaten Minnesota by 9, needed PI to beat Denver by 4, gotten shutout by Green Bay, and needed overtime to beat Detroit and Cleveland. In those 5, Mark Sanchez is 103 for 195 (52.8%) for 1280 yards (6.6), 4 touchdowns, and 6 picks.

Once they stop playing like a mediocre team, I’ll stop treating them like a mediocre team. They need to get their act together for New England week 13, otherwise they’re getting their asses handed to them in Foxboro. Hell, they need to get it together this week. Houston better than any of the 4 teams they’ve beaten in their last 5.

8. New York Giants 6-3

They spent 1.6 billion dollars on a stadium, you’d think they’d make sure the lights would work. That might not have been as embarrassing as their play against Dallas though. They looked like they were playing in the dark all game, completely caught off guard. They had three turnovers and allowed 430 yards of offense plus a 101 yard pick six.

7. New Orleans Saints 6-3

Bye.

6. Green Bay Packers 6-3

Bye.

5. Philadelphia Eagles 6-3

Can you say statement game? The entire NFL is shitting their pants after watching that performance on Monday Night in Washington, including teams ranked higher than them on this list. I am a Patriots fan. I couldn’t get to sleep last night because I was imagining Vick tear apart our defense. If they can do that more than once, they’re better than any team in the NFL, with Vick, plus DeSean Jackson, Jeremy Maclin, LeSean McCoy. So much speed and big play ability.

I fully take back everything I said about how Kolb should start over Vick. This is not the Vick of old. The Vick of old wasn’t as good as Kolb. This Vick is the type of player you design in Madden with 99 arm strength, 99 speed, and 99 arm accuracy. I didn’t realize that in his first few starts because they were against bad or banged up defenses, but I’ve realized that now.

Vick was absolutely playing Madden out there. He killed the Redskins like he killed those dogs (or as DeSean Jackson put it, they were “like pitbulls, ready to get out of the cage). It didn’t look fair. I don’t know what the hell kind of steroids he used in jail or if he just spent all day getting jacked because he had nothing else to do, but this Vick is faster than pre-jail Vick, stronger than pre-jail Vick, and mostly notably, a better decision maker than pre-jail Vick.

I don’t know if he has just spent 2 years in jail just watching game film, or if Andy Reid is just a genius, or if he’s just taking it more seriously now, but he’s every bit the player he was supposed to be as the #1 overall pick in 2001. And that scares everyone in the league. Actually the sight of his name alone puts fear into me *cringes*.

4. Indianapolis Colts 6-3

Two remaining games against the Patriots and Chargers appear very tough for them. They also have Tennessee, Jacksonville, hell even Dallas and Oakland could be tough, and one loss to spare to have their 8 straight 12 win season. They might not be able to pull 12-4 out of their asses this year. They didn’t look good in a 6 point win over Cincinnati.

It helps that Peyton’s getting some of his receivers back though. He was down to Reggie Wayne, Pierre Garcon (who keeps dropping passes), Jacob Tamme (who keeps dropping passes), and Brandon James (an undrafted rookie running back), as his top 4 receivers last week. Austin Collie will be a welcome sight for Manning this week against New England.

3. Atlanta Falcons 7-2

I’ve said it before and that win over Baltimore just confirms it. If this team gets home field, they are probably the favorites to make the Super Bowl in the NFC. There isn’t anyone who can beat this team in Atlanta. Well, except maybe Michael Vick *cringes*.

2. Pittsburgh Steelers 6-3

Remember when this team was 3-1 with Big Ben coming back and looked like a shoe in for the Super Bowl. Now, they have multiple injuries on both the offensive and defensive lines. Their defense isn’t playing at 110% anymore, like they were to compensate for Big Ben’s absence. Their offense is still out of sync with Big Ben. And they are now 1-2 in their last 3 with tough games against Oakland (yes, Oakland), Baltimore, and the Jets in their near future.

1. New England Patriots 7-2

The Patriots are my AFC favorites. First of all, if they get home field, that’s a huge advantage. They’ve won their last 23 regular season at home. I know they lost to the Ravens in the playoffs at home last year, but everyone has a bad day and they avenged that loss earlier this season. Still 23-1 isn’t bad.

Second of all, they have Tom Brady. Peyton Manning is the better quarterback, but he can’t do what Brady does in big games. He doesn’t have Brady’s passion and will to win big games.

Third of all, it just makes sense. The Patriots are always at their best when they’re doubted. This year, coming into the season, this was all they heard. Tom Brady is more concerned with being a celebrity than a football player. Tom Brady’s wife cut off his balls. Tom Brady’s hair makes him look like a girl, or even Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber called Tom Brady out in a rap video. The Pats lost to the Ravens in the playoffs big time. The upstart Dolphins and the upstart Jets are better. Tom Brady is getting old. Randy Moss is becoming a diva again. The defense’s average age is 25. Even into week 2, when they lost to the Jets, people doubted them.

Their response, as it always is, fuck you guys, we’re winning the Super Bowl. That is unless they run into Michael Vick *cringes*. Hopefully someone figures out how to stop him between now and then.

 

Week 16 Picks

Last week overall: 8-8

Last week ATS: 8-8 (-310/-7%)

Overall picks: 146-78 (.652)

ATS Picks: 116-101-7 (+$1610)

Lock picks: 11-4

Upset picks: 27-31 (+1078)

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Week 15 recap: For the third straight week, I gave money back. Once at +3200 ATS, I now sit at +1610. Of course, this is still considered a good season because I am in the positive, but I don’t like giving money back. I hit on my lone 5 unit, but missed on both of my 4 units. Overall, I did come out better than flipping a coin, which would have been at -10%, instead of -7%, but this obviously isn’t my goal. The 8-8 record straight up and 2-5 record in upsets, giving back $171 there as well, wasn’t good either.

Pittsburgh Steelers 20 Carolina Panthers 9

Spread: Pittsburgh -14.5

Pick against spread: Carolina 3 units (-330)

This line is ridiculous. The Steelers have won a grand total of 4 games by 15+ point this year and 3 in 10 starts by Big Ben. They’re not a blow teams out type team. In one of those 14+ point wins, they had 14 points scored by their defense, a 16 point win over the Bengals. One of those defensive touchdowns was scored by Troy Polamalu who is not expected to play in this one. Without Polamalu, their defense loses a lot of their scoring ability which looks necessary for this team to score points.

In their last 4 games, they have scored a total of 58 offensive points, good for 14.5 points per game. Do you really want to bet on a team whose offense is having that much trouble scoring points as 14.5 point favorites? Also remember, 7 of those points were set up by a Troy Polamalu strip sack in the Baltimore game.

Losing Polamalu hurts this defense a lot. They had major trouble stopping a once stagnant Jets offense last week and they had major trouble defensively last year when Polamalu was hurt. This Panthers offense isn’t very good, but they aren’t bad enough to be given 14.5 points against a team whose offense isn’t doing much and whose defense is missing their top playmaker and, in my opinion, their most important defensive player.

If Big Ben and company can struggle against Cincinnati’s poor defense, they can struggle against this Carolina unit, which ranks better in most categories, including points per game, than Cincinnati’s. The Steelers are also a double digit favorite coming off a loss which covers only about 35% of the time. They may be a Thursday Night home team with a winning record, and teams have only lost thrice in that situation since 2006, but I’m not just picking a winner. To pick the Steelers would mean I’d have to pick them to win by 15. I’m going to take the Panthers for 3.

Dallas Cowboys 28 Arizona Cardinals 24

Spread: -6.5 Dallas

Pick against spread: Arizona 2 units (+200)

John Skelton, statistically, doesn’t look much better than Derek Anderson. However, on the field he really has been. He has only turned the ball over once in 76 throws. His strong arm is forcing opposing defenses to respect the pass and not just focus on the run. Most importantly, he’s getting the ball to their best receiver, Larry Fitzgerald, with consistency, something Derek Anderson couldn’t do. Overall, I think this offense is better off with Skelton over Anderson.

Skelton and this Cardinals offense played better in their home game, rather than their away game, something that has been the case all season. They are 3-4 at home with a differential of only -14. With a competent quarterback under center, against a poor pass defense, they have a good chance to put some points on the board in this game. The Cowboys defense has allowed 30+ in each of their last 4 games, including to Rex Grossman and the Redskins last week.

I think this line is too high. The Cowboys defense isn’t good enough to avoid backdoor covers, as we saw last week against the Redskins and if Rex Grossman can cover against a similar line, so can John Skelton at home. Also, teams that finish 6-10 or worse are 19-49 against the spread as favorites of 6 or more. The Cowboys would have to win their last 2 to finish better than 6-10, meaning they’d have to beat Philadelphia and Arizona. This situation came into play last week, when the Cowboys didn’t cover, though I ignored as I really didn’t want to bet on Grossman. This week is different.

Detroit Lions 23 Miami Dolphins 17 Upset Pick (+165)

Spread: Miami –3.5

Pick against spread: Detroit 4 units (+400)

There are conflicting trends here. The Dolphins have never covered as favorites of more than a field goal in the Tony Sparano era in 8 chances. They also are 1-6 at home. However, their record after a loss is 5-1 this season. I am going with the Lions for 4 still for several reasons.

The Lions are 11-3 against the spread this season. That’s easily the leagues best record against the spread. The Dolphins could also be deflated this week after being eliminated from the playoffs last week, especially in a close game against a lesser opponent as favorites.

Just like last week, I expect them to fall flat on their faces as favorites at home, despite their strong record after a loss this season. The Dolphins are also 2-10 ATS after a loss of 6 or fewer since 2006. They don’t rebound well after close losses and I don’t expect them to rebound well after a close loss against a lowly team that ended their season. Even if Miami wins, it probably won’t be a blowout and if they win by a field goal, the Lions, who are playing much better of late, still cover.

Washington Redskins 31 Jacksonville Jaguars 21 Upset Pick (+250)

Spread: -7 Jacksonville

Pick against spread: Washington 5 units (+500)

The Jaguars essentially just lost their Super Bowl. If they had beaten the Colts, they could have clinched the division over the hated rival Colts and swept the division series in the process. However, they lost what was probably their biggest game in 5 years and now trail the Colts in the division.

I can’t see them having any energy this week. They are 1-7 after losing to the Colts since 2002 and this loss will probably hurt more than most. Why would they get up for a non-conference opponent with a losing record? The Jaguars never seem to show much effort against non-divisional opponents, as they are 10-19 ATS since 2008 against non-divisional opponents (6-9 against the NFC). 

Another situation they struggle in is as big favorites. This makes sense as they are a running team. They are 3-6 ATS in their last 9 games as favorites of 7 or more and 4-10 in their last 14 as home favorites. Of their 8 wins this year, 3 of them were by 7 or more, Tennessee, who showed no effort, Dallas, who showed no effort, and the Bills, who were winless and blew a big lead.

Meanwhile, the Redskins looked pretty good last week scoring their highest total of the year, 30, thanks to a solid performance by Rex Grossman. Yes, that Rex Grossman. I’m not going to get ahead of myself and crown Rex Grossman the next John Elway or even the next Jake Plummer, though he did look like that. Dallas’ pass defense simply sucks. However, Jacksonville’s isn’t any better. They rank dead last against the pass in terms of YPA allowed. For all of those reasons I listed above, I am making this a 5 unit selection even though I have struggled betting on Jaguars games this season.

 

Chicago Bears 20 New York Jets 17

Spread: -1 Chicago

Pick against spread: Chicago 1 unit (+100)

This could be an ugly game. Both teams have erratic quarterbacks and talented, complex defenses with great pass rushes. Both quarterbacks will be under pressure a lot, not see a lot of open space downfield, and not be able to rely on their running game very much. I hate betting on these types of games which is why this is a 1 unit, but I like the Bears for a few reasons.

The Bears are at home and should be 3 point favorites if these two teams were evenly matched, which is standard for Vegas. However, they’re not 3 point favorites. It’s tough to say the Jets are better than the Bears considering the Bears have been playing better of late. They did get crushed by the Pats, but then again, so did the Jets. The Bears have been the more consistent team of late.

Also, the Bears could be riding their high after winning big on Monday Night. Teams coming off a Monday Night win of 17+ are 37-22 ATS the next week and 4-1 this year. However, I hate betting heavily on the erratic Jay Cutler. Hence, the 1 unit.

St. Louis Rams 27 San Francisco 49ers 17

Spread: St. Louis Rams -1.5

Pick against spread: St. Louis 2 units (+200)

The Rams have lost their last 2 by a combined 32 points. By 18 in New Orleans is understandable, but last week’s 14 point loss at home against Matt Cassel, who wasn’t 100% 11 days after an emergency appendectomy, and the Chiefs was inexcusable. That was a just a bad game. If they lose here, their backs are going to be up against it, 2 weeks after they looked like a very promising young team.

Sam Bradford needs to play well if the Rams are going to win. He hasn’t in the last 2 weeks. Luckily, the 49ers are terrible against the pass. I expect the Rams to get back on track this week at home. They are a better team at home, as they are a young team, while the 49ers are 1-6 on the road. The Rams strong pass rush should dominate the 49ers banged up offensive line and force Alex Smith into some bad throws.

Seattle Seahawks 24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21 Upset Pick (+220)

Spread: Tampa Bay -6

Pick against spread: Seattle 4 units

So much for being undefeated against losing teams. The Buccaneers lost last week at home to the Lions, which was incidentally ended the Lions record setting road losing streak. The Buccaneers are now a mere 8-1 against losing teams. However, against the only two losing teams they played that were close to .500, (Washington, St. Louis) they won by a mere 1 point. The Seahawks are 6-8.

In fact, this team doesn’t win games by a lot. Even against bad teams, they don’t blow anyone out, playing close games against Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Arizona. They’ve only won 3 games by more than a field goal this year, 2 of which were against the lowly Panthers. The Seahawks, meanwhile, are a when it rains it pours type team. They have lost all 8 games by double digits.

However, I’m not so sure the Seahawks are going to lose. The Buccaneers are struggling a lot of late, since losing both Aqib Talib and Gerald McCoy to injury. Their defense is really struggling. That’s how they lost to Detroit and how they could have easily lost to Washington (if it weren’t for some Washington special teams snafus). They have no business laying 6 points here. They didn’t beat teams by more than 3 even before losing Talib and McCoy. Now they’re supposed to beat the Seahawks by 6 without Talib and McCoy.

The Seahawks are a bad road team making the longest trip in the league to play a game on the East Coast, three time zones away. However, this team always seems to do well in their road finales, as they are 9-4 in their last 13 road finales.

Matt Hasselbeck is struggling a lot of late, but he does well in his career off of back to back losses, as he is 12-4 ATS in this situation. He also should have a better game against this suddenly pathetic Tampa defense. If Drew Stanton can burn them, so can Hasselbeck. It also helps that Hasselbeck won’t be pressured much in this game. He normally struggles most against strong pressure, but the Buccaners only have 20 sacks this season, 2nd least in the league.

Finally, I think it’s worth noting that the Buccaneers are bad home team in the Raheem Morris era. They are 2-12 ATS at home in the Raheem Morris era and 3-4 straight up this season at home. I like the Seahawks to win and I love them to keep this one within 6 if they do lose, which would be their first single digit loss of the season.

New England Patriots 34 Buffalo Bills 20

Spread: -9 New England

Pick against spread: New England 2 units (+200)

The Bills haven’t beaten the Patriots since 2003, 14 straight meetings, so they will obviously be playing their hearts out to win. The Patriots also will be playing their hearts out. This team is playing dominant football right now. They might have overlooked the Packers last week without Aaron Rodgers, but they won’t make that mistake twice, especially against a division rival.

I can understand not playing 100% last week. The Packers are a good team and they might have felt relieved that they didn’t have to face Rodgers thus they let up and took a breather week. I don’t think they will havat the attitude this week, against a division rival, as they attempt to get ready for the playoffs and continue their dominance over the Bills. This team has something to prove. They have had something to prove all year and even as the consensus top team in the league, I don’t see them letting up. They didn’t let up in 2007.

Tom Brady and this Patriots team are more than 9 points better than Ryan Fitzpatrick and company. Unlike the Packers, the Bills can’t create consistent pressure. The Bills have only 25 sacks on the year, about 2 per game, and 5 in their last 3. Unlike the Packers, the Bills can’t contain the run, ranking 26th against the run. Unlike the Packers, the Bills can’t stop the pass, ranking 17th.

Tom Brady and company should be able to have another big offensive performance. Remember, they did have 31 in their “disappointing” performance against the Packers strong defense. They should have more than 30 in this one as well and I think the Bills will have a tough time keeping up, especially if the Pats defense gives more effort. I don’t love betting on high lines like this, which is why it’s only a two unit, but I’m fairly confident we could see another Patriots double digit victory here.

Baltimore Ravens 27 Cleveland Browns 16

Spread: Baltimore -3.5

Pick against spread: Baltimore 3 units (+300)

The Baltimore Ravens are going off easily their most impressive win of the season, over the New Orleans Saints. A lot of that win had to do with the fact that they finally got Ray Rice involved. Rice had over 2000 yards last season, so I have no idea why it took until week 15 for them to do so, but they finally did and it paid off. Rice touched the ball 36 times and turned it into 233 yards and 2 scores. If they don’t forget to do the same this week, this line is going to look silly.

By looking silly, I mean looking sillier than it already does. The Browns inexplicably had a lot of trouble moving the ball against the Bengals last week, so I have no idea why this is a 3.5 point line, even in Cleveland. The Ravens should have no trouble blowing the Browns out if they play like they did last week and I can’t see them letting up this week, needing to win out to win the division and have a shot at a first round bye.

Kansas City Chiefs 21 Tennessee Titans 13

Spread: -5 Kansas City

Pick against spread: Kansas City 1 unit (+100)

Last week, the Titans showed effort for the first time in weeks. It might not have been for coach Jeff Fisher, who was not been popular with his players since the Vince Young saga, but I can’t see them not giving effort for offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger, who has recently been diagnosed with cancer, yet is still working. I can’t see how they don’t admire that and play their hearts out for their offensive coordinator who is there, in a losing season, despite fighting for his life.

That being said, I can’t see them going into Kansas City and winning. The Chiefs are a much different team at home. They are 6-0 at home this season, winning by an average of 12.5 points. I think they can win this game here by 5 or more, but I’m not terribly confident in that.

Indianapolis Colts 31 Oakland Raiders 20

Spread: Indianapolis -3

Pick against spread: Indianapolis 3 units (+300)

Peyton Manning has likely lost Austin Collie for the season. Poor Collie. It seems like everytime he tries to come back from injury he gets a concussion. Nnamdi Asomugha will likely take away Reggie Wayne leaving Manning with an athletic but drop happy Pierre Garcon, a struggling Jacob Tamme, and the rookie Blair White.

Of course, his running game isn’t going to be much help, unless Donald Brown repeats the career high performance he had against the Jaguars last week. His offensive line, which is his worst in his career, will be under siege against the Raiders’ fierce pass rush and the Raiders crowd will be crazy as this upstart team tries to upset the picture of consistency, Peyton Manning. Manning’s defense will struggle to stop Darren McFadden on the ground. Peyton is going to find this to be a tough game to win.

However, I still think he’ll find a way to do it and in a fairly even spread, all he needs to do is win essentially. I don’t have any deep reasons or trends for you, but I just have a feeling that this is a game Manning won’t let his team lose. He’s had the toughest season since his rookie year, but his team can see the light of day now, controlling its destiny after beating the Jaguars. I don’t think they let that slip away. Oh, and just one actual trend. Peyton Manning does well in his career as a short favorite, meaning 3 or less.

Denver Broncos 27 Houston Texans 23 Upset Pick (+130)

Spread: -2.5 Houston

Pick against spread: Denver 2 units (+200)

Tim Tebow had a great NFL debut last week. The numbers won’t show it, but he looked good almost every time he threw the ball. He endured a few drops and Nnamdi Asomugha rendering Brandon Lloyd fairly useless, as well as a strong pass rush by the Raiders, but he still made some nice throws. The problem, his coach forgot to let him throw the ball. Tebow threw a mere 16 times as the Broncos stuck to a conservative gameplan, even running on 3rd and 8 down by 2 scores late. Tebow also added 78 yards on the ground, showing himself to be every bit the dual threat he was in college.

Tebow will get the start again this week and I guess Tebow was a good boy this year because for Christmas this year he gets to face the Texans’ terrible stop unit in his 2nd career start. Kerry Collins looked like Peyton Manning last week against this secondary. Tebow, as a dual threat, should be able to have a huge game throwing and running against this secondary.

The problem, the Texans should be able to put some points on the board as well. The Broncos defense is absolutely terrible and Matt Schaub is still a top 10 NFL quarterback. However, I’m taking the Broncos to win straight up as 2.5 point underdogs here for a few reasons.

The Texans seem to have given up. This makes sense. They were supposed to be a playoff team this year and, after how they started this year, it looked like they would finally make the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. However, they’ve endured tough loss after tough loss and now sit at 5-9 and out of the playoff race. This team seemed more occupied with fighting each other last week than playing solid football and beating the division rival Titans. If Kubiak can’t get them up for a division rival, he won’t get them up for the 3-11 Broncos and their rookie quarterback on the road.

Also, it seems like this Texans team flat out doesn’t know how to win. It’s like they’re allergic to winning. They’ve mounted comebacks from down 14+ and still lost 4 times. Finally, Denver is a tough place for road teams to win with the altitude. They are 2-4 at home this year to 1-7 on the road.

New York Giants 28 Green Bay Packers 24 Upset Pick (+130)

Spread: Green Bay -3

Pick against spread: NY Giants 3 units (-330)

The Packers hung within 4 of the best team in the NFL last week with Matt Flynn on the road. At home, they should destroy the Giants with Aaron Rodgers back right? Well, not so fast. Last week, this team played its hearts out and caught the Patriots off guard. This week, the opposite could happen. The supporting cast might feel they don’t have to work as hard with Rodgers back and the Giants are surely not going to be caught off guard this week.

I’d like to cite a few examples of this in the past. Last year, Big ben was hurt against Baltimore. The Steelers hung tight with the Ravens with Dennis Dixon as their starting quarterback. The next week, with Big Ben back, they didn’t show up as big favorites over the Raiders and lost. This year, the Bears lost Jay Cutler for a game. Even with Todd Collins, they were able to beat the Panthers, thanks to a strong performance by the defense and running game. The next week, Cutler came back and they lost. You might say this game is a huge game in the playoff race, but so was Steelers/Raiders last year.

Aaron Rodgers is expected to play in this one, but I’m not sure even he will be 100%. He’s coming off his second concussion of the season and has to face the single best pass rushing front 4 in the league with an offensive line that has been letting him down in recent weeks. The Giants have already injured more than a handful of players this year and sent several guys to IR. Rodgers might be a bit shellshocked back there and even if he isn’t, he’s not going to get a lot of time to throw.

The Giants, meanwhile, are coming off a crushing defeat against the Eagles last week, blowing a 21 point 4th quarter lead at home to a divisional rival, essentially giving the Eagles the division. One might expect them to be flat off of that performance, but I disagree. History has shown that teams do well the next week in that situation. They feel extra motivated to win the next week. The Giants, in fact, have blown leads like that before this decade, both times, oddly, against the Titans. Both times, they covered or pushed the next week.

A few other situations work against the Packers. First, they are favorites after losing two straight, a situation in which teams struggle to cover. The Packers are 2-4 ATS in their last 6 in this situation. As a home favorite after dropping two straight on the road, teams are 31-49 since 2002. The Giants, meanwhile, love the road as they are 27-14 ATS on the road since 2006.

However, I’m not making this a 4 or 5 unit pick. Normally I do when so many trends are working against a team, but the Giants are known for 2nd half swoons and could be in the middle of one right now (last week’s loss certainly suggests that). 2nd, I think in terms of pure talent, the Packers are the best team in the NFC. There’s a reason they haven’t lost by more than 4 all year.

San Diego Chargers 34 Cincinnati Bengals 13 Lock Pick

Spread: -9 Cincinnati

Pick against spread: San Diego 3 units (-330)

The San Diego Chargers are continuing their December dominance this year. Phillip Rivers is 21-1 in his career in December and the Chargers have won their last 2 by a combined score of 65-7. This should be another blowout. The Bengals won last week, but they still aren’t a very good team.

Carson Palmer will be missing his top target Terrell Owens in this one and Chad Ochocinco might not play with an ankle injury and if he does play, he will be severely limited. Cedric Benson will probably not have as good of a game this week against the Chargers and their elite run defense as he had last week against the Browns. Benson’s the main reason why they won last week. Palmer will also be under major pressure from the Chargers strong pass rush. Basically, the point I’m getting here is that Palmer and the Bengals offense aren’t going to have a good game and will probably throw multiple picks and possibly some pick sixes.

The Bengals defense isn’t going to have much more success against the Chargers offense. This Bengals defense is badly banged up and doesn’t have a chance at stopping the Chargers offense this week. I’m fairly confident that this will be a blowout, which is why the 3 units despite the -9 line. It would be 4 or 5, but the Chargers are going on the road this week after a cushy 3 game homestand and the Bengals have been the kings of backdoor covers this year. Still, I really like the Chargers to cover in this one. The Chargers have won 6 of their 8 wins by 20+. When they win, they win big.

Philadelphia Eagles 34 Minnesota Vikings 21

Spread: Philadelphia -14

Pick against spread: Minnesota 1 unit (+100)

I hate spreads of 10 or more and I hate spreads of 14 or more even more. The Eagles don’t have the defense to beat teams by 14. They’ve only done it twice this year and once they only covered because their offense went on a tear and scored 59. They allowed 28 in that one.

However, Joe Webb, who is expected to start for the Vikings, might be the worst quarterback they’ve faced this year, especially in terms of throwing. Fortunately, he can run very well and even looked like a mini Mike Vick on his touchdown run last week.

The Eagles defense has given up a lot of big plays like season and with a fast strong armed, but inaccurate quarterback like Webb, big plays a very possible. I think the Vikings score on a few big plays and cover this spread. Plus, you never know, maybe Favre starts this one somehow (he did last week) and then that case, 14 points is much too many, even as bad as Favre’s played this year.

The reason this is a 1 unit is simple. The Vikings suck right now. They are playing terrible football and may even be homesick not having played a true homegame in a while. They got embarassed on MNF last week, losing by 17+. Teams in this situation are 16-35 ATS the next week since 1999 and 1-4 ATS the next week this season.

Atlanta Falcons 31 New Orleans Saints 23

Spread: -2 Atlanta

Pick against spread: Atlanta 3 units (-330)

This is a Monday Night Football game, which means we will have to endure Jon Gruden’s nonsense comments and non-stop praise of everyone on the field. It also means we have to endure the worst analysis on TV by the Monday Night Countdown crew as they make their picks. Among some of their “analysis” a few weeks ago in the Jets/Pats game were the following.

Steve Young: It’s my son Braden’s 10th birthday and we call him Brady B. The stars are aligned. I’m taking the Pats.

Matt Millen: I think Tom Brady is the best quarterback on the field. I’m taking the Pats.

Keyshawn Johnson: Yo, I gotta lotta love for New York, but I gotta go Pats.

These are only a few examples of their “analysis.” Most of the time they just say they’re picking a team because that’s the better team. Week 12, Chris Berman picked the 49ers to win 19-16 because that was an important date in San Francisco history. I can only imagine what they will say next week as the Saints head to Atlanta to take on the Falcons.

Steve Young: Today is my cousin’s birthday and his name is Ryan. The stars are aligned. I’m taking the Falcons.

Matt Millen: I think the Saints won the Super Bowl last year. I’m going with the Saints.

Chris Berman: WHOOP! Matt Ryan was born in 1985. I’m taking the Falcons to win 19 to 85.  WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Keyshawn Johnson: Yo, I got mad love for Drew Brees, but I gotta go with the Falcons.

Tom Jackson: Matt Ryan has only lost at home once in his career and the Saints didn’t look good last week. Matt Ryan does best in big home games and this is the biggest game of the season of the Falcons. I’m taking the Falcons.

Stuart Scott: What Tom said sounds smart. I’m taking Falcons.

Mike Ditka: I used to coach the Saints and blood is thicker than water. I’m taking the Saints.

Cris Carter: I think the Falcons have the better team. I’m taking the Falcons.

Now for some real analysis. This line suggests that the Saints are the better team, albeit slightly. It’s standard in Vegas to add 3 points to a line when a team is at home, so on a neutral field this line would be Saints -1. That doesn’t make sense because the Falcons have the better record and the Falcons won earlier this year in New Orleans. Also, I think they should add more than 3 points because the game is in Atlanta. This is huge homefield advantage for the Falcons. Matt Ryan is 19-1 in his career at home.

Also consider that this is the first Monday Night game in Atlanta in the Matt Ryan era. Ryan feeds off the crowd’s energy and in a Monday Night home game against the hated rival Saints, you can bet there will be ton of energy for him to feed off of. Finally, the Saints looked bad last week. I think they’ve been underachieving all year and that will continue this week as they lose and the Falcons clinch the division. 

 

 

Week 5 Injury Report

WR Steve Breaston- Arizona

Out

RB Ray Rice- Baltimore

Practiced fine all week. After playing last week, I doubt he misses this week. All systems go with Rice against Denver.

RB DeAngelo Williams- Carolina

Missed one practice with an illness this week, but he came back fine from it and he’s going to be out there Sunday.

WR Steve Smith- Carolina

Out.

QB Jay Cutler- Chicago

Out. 

RB Peyton Hillis- Cleveland

He sat out Friday with a thigh injury for precautionary reasons, but the team expects him to play so you should too. He might be limited though with that injury.

WR Josh Cribbs- Cleveland

Expected to play, but he’s still too inconsistent to be in your lineup regularly.

TE Jason Witten- Dallas

Practiced all week with a knee injury. Seems like the bye came at a perfect time for him as he will play this week.

RB Knowshon Moreno- Denver

Out.

QB Matt Stafford- Detroit

Out. 

RB Jahvid Best- Detroit

Practiced through the same toe injury which he played through last week. Look like all systems a go with Best vs. St. Louis.

TE Tony Scheffler- Detroit

Missed serious practice this week with a concussion and I expect the Lions to sit him for precautionary reasons this week. They do have him listed as questionable however, so check back here tomorrow or follow me on twitter, just to make sure.

WR Andre Johnson- Houston

Listed as a game time decision, all though the consensus is that he’ll play. Check back tomorrow though or follow me on twitter.

WR Jacoby Jones- Houston

Also a game time decision. If he plays and Johnson doesn’t, he could have a big game so monitor both of those situations and check back here tomorrow or follow me on twitter.

TE Owen Daniels- Houston

He looks like he’s gonna play, but between this hamstring problem and his knee problem, he’s nowhere near 100%. He has 7 catches in 4 games this year. Sit him.

 

WR Anthony Gonzalez- Indianapolis

Out.

WR Pierre Garcon- Indianapolis

Practiced in full two days straight, but is still listed as questionable. I’d expect him to play and he could be worth a start depending on the status of Indy’s other receivers.

WR Reggie Wayne- Indianapolis

Missed a day of practice this week, but it doesn’t appear to be too bad. He’s listed as probable and should be back out there. A lot is made of Peyton Manning’s durability. Wayne hasn’t missed a game since his rookie year back in 2000.

WR Austin Collie- Indianapolis

Missed two days of practice this week before practicing Friday. He’s listed as a game time decision so check back tomorrow or follow me on twitter. If he doesn’t play, Garcon is fantasy startable.

RB Donald Brown- Indianapolis

Not officially out, but I see no way he plays.

RB Joseph Addai- Indianpolis

He’s hurt, but he hasn’t missed practice. He’ll start.

RB Maurice Jones Drew- Jacksonville

MJD sprained an ankle last week and missed some practice time, but he’s expected to be back out there for their game. They face Buffalo who can’t stop anyone on the ground. MJD could have a huge week for the 2nd straight week after gutting the Colts for 105.

QB Brett Favre- Minnesota

Has bad elbow inflamation, but of course he’ll be out there. I don’t know if I’d start him though. He’s playing bad and that elbow isn’t helping him out at all.

TE Visanthe Shiancoe- Minnesota

Upgraded from questionable to probable late in the week, definitely a good sign. Even though he didn’t get through a full day of practice all week. He doesn’t play until Monday, which is risky, but I expect him to be out. I’d take that risk, unless there’s a good waiver pickup available to plug in instead.

RB Fred Taylor- New England

He’s likely out after missing practice all week.

RB Pierre Thomas- New Orleans

Out.

QB Drew Brees- New Orleans

WR Marques Colston- New Orleans

Both of them practiced all week and should play.

RB Ahmad Bradshaw- NY Giants

He’s got a sore ankle, but he has assured us many times that he’ll play and carry a full workload this week. He played through this kind of stuff last year. He’s a tough kid.

RB Darren McFadden- Oakland

Out.

WR Chaz Schilens- Oakland

Out.

TE Zach Miller- Oakland

Miller has a sore hip, but is expected to play. No worries here. As I projected, he’s a fantasy beast.

QB Michael Vick- Philadelphia

Out.

TE Brent Celek- Philadelphia

He has practiced all week through a wrist injury for the 2nd straight week. He’s fine. Have him in your lineup this week as his BFF Kevin Kolb is starting at quarterback. Kolb loves the checkdown to Celek and LeSean McCoy. 

RB LeSean McCoy- Philadelphia

He did practice in full friday and is expected to start versus San Francisco. He might not be 100%, but he’s an awesome fantasy player, especially with Kevin Checkdown Kolb at quarterback.

RB Steven Jackson- St. Louis

He’s got a groin injury, but I legitimately believe he’d play even if he got shot before the game. He’s that badass.

TE Kellen Winslow- Tampa Bay

He’s got a knee injury, but that’s nothing new. I think he was born with a knee injury. He’s going to play anyway as he always does.

WR Justin Gage- Tennessee

Out.

QB Donovan McNabb- Washington

Practiced all week with a thigh injury. If he’s your starter, roll with him.

RB Clinton Portis- Washington

Out.

 

Week 9 Pickups

RB LeGarrette Blount- Tampa Bay

Percent owned (ESPN): 18.5%

For the 2nd straight week, Blount was Tampa’s lead back. He rushed for 120 yards on 22 carries and 2 scores and actually added 2 catches, something he was notoriously bad at in college.

WR Davone Bess- Miami

Percent owned (ESPN): 30.0%

Bess has 39 catches for 401 yards and 3 scores this season and this week was his first as a starter. He certainly didn’t do anything to lose him his starting job, catching 7 balls for 53 yards. He’s a starter in PPR leagues and should be owned universally.

QB Josh Freeman- Tampa Bay

Percent owned (ESPN): 25.7%

Freeman is looking like a legit QB1 this season or at least a strong backup. In 7 games, he’s 135 for 224 for 1533 yards, 8 touchdowns, and 3 picks. He should be owned pretty universally.

QB Matt Stafford- Detroit

Percent owned (ESPN): 29.2%

I’m buying the hype. This kid looks like the real deal. He was 26 for 45 for 212 yards and 4 scores to only 1 pick in his first week back. He’s still not a regular starter until he shows consistency, but he’s an excellent backup with huge upside for the rest of the season.

 

TE Jacob Tamme- Indianapolis

Percent owned (ESPN): 4.2%

After Dallas Clark went down, everyone’s question was, which Indy tight end would Peyton Manning turn into a fantasy monster. That question was answered, Jacob Tamme, who caught 6 balls for 64 yards and a touchdown in the Colts first game since they put Clark on IR.

WR Mike Thomas- Jacksonville

Percent owned (ESPN): 7.1%

He didn’t lead the team in yards this week, but he did get his first career touchdown, a good sign. In 7 games with David Garrard (excluding that Todd Bouman game) he has 33 catches for 387 yards and a score. He’s more valuable in PPR, but he’s still worth a look in deep regular leagues.

RB Mike Hart- Indianapolis

Percent owned (ESPN): 10.4%

Hart rushed for 84 yards on 12 carries splitting carries with Donald Brown. Joseph Addai could miss a few more weeks, which means Hart could be the starter over the inept Donald Brown, who didn’t even manage 2 yards per carry this week.

WR Nate Burleson- Detroit

Percent owned (ESPN): 27.4%

He and Stafford clicked as he caught 7 balls for 47 yards. Even with Shaun Hill in the lineup, weeks 5-6, he caught 10 passes for 116 yards in 2 games. He’s worth a look as Detroit’s #2 receiver.

WR Anthony Armstrong- Washington

Percent owned (ESPN): 2.1%

The undrafted 27 yard rookie continues to be worth a look in deep leagues with 14 catches for 321 yards and a score in his last 5 weeks, including 3 catches for 92 yards this week against Detroit.

WR Anthony Gonzalez- Indianapolis

Percent owned (ESPN): 4.0%

Gonzalez played his first full game since 2008 and caught 4 balls for 55 yards as the Colts’ slot receiver. Austin Collie is out for a few weeks so Gonzalez is going to be their #3 receiver for a few weeks. He could have some PPR value for a few weeks.

 

NY Jets Draft Grades

 

30. 3-4 DE Muhammad Wilkerson B-

Defensive end was a major need for them given Mike DeVito’s struggles as a pass rusher and Shaun Ellis’ age and free agent status. However, I had a 2nd round grade on Wilkerson because he struggled whenever he played tough competition.

94. NT Kendrick Ellis B

Nose tackle was a need for them with Kendrick Ellis gone. They needed a more powerful tackle to compliment Sione Pouha, who is no spring chicken himself at 32 years old. I had Jerrell Powe rated higher though, especially in the wake of Ellis’ legal troubles.

126. RB Bilal Powell D

Powell can take LT’s place in the running back committee when he retires, but if that is going to happen, they’re going to have to carry 4 running backs next year. I also didn’t think Powell fit the range in the 4th round. I had a 5th or 6th round grade on him.

153. WR Jeremy Kerley A

Kerley gives them much needed depth at wide receiver, given that they have 3 free agents there and he fits the range as I had a 3rd or 4th round grade on him. The two time MWC special teams player of the year also helps in the return game if Brad Smith leaves as a free agent.

208. QB Greg McElroy B+

Last year they had to wake Mark Brunell from the dead to be their backup quarterback and then prayed that Mark Sanchez stayed healthy. McElroy solves that problem and fits the range, but they had bigger needs (rush linebacker, safety).

227. WR Scott McKnight B-

Given that they have 3 receivers who are free agents, adding a 2nd one though the draft makes sense and McKnight is Mark Sanchez’s BFFL (for realz), but I didn’t have him in my top 300 and they really needed a rush linebacker.

Overall:

Their biggest needs, believe it or not, were on the defensive side of the field, needing someone to replace Jason Taylor, defensive line help with Shaun Ellis and Sione Pouha getting older, and a safety to replace free agent Brodney Pool. They also needed wide receiver depth, having 3 free agents at the position. They filled their defensive line needs early, smart, but I thought they could have gotten better players. I like the decision to draft two wide receivers, especially Jeremy Kerley who can also help on special teams. Greg McElroy was also a nice addition. The only pick I didn’t like was Powell and overall I thought this was a decent, but unspectacular draft. They should have added a rush linebacker or safety somewhere.

Grade: B

 

Packers Draft Visits

 

C Chris Anzevino (Kent State)

G Brandon Brooks (Miami-OH)

S Trevor Coston (Maine)

CB Antonio Dennard (Langston)

G Gino Gradkowski (Delaware)

S Brandon Hardin (Oregon State)

CB Jeremy Lane (Northwestern)

S Jeron McMillian (Maine)

3-4 DE Drew Nowak (Western Michigan)

TE Adrien Robinson (Cincinnati)

MLB Bobby Wagner (Utah State)

 

Panthers Recap 2010

The Carolina Panthers didn’t expect this to be a bad season. I know no team ever does (for the most part), but they really didn’t. They traded their 2011 2nd rounder for a 2010 3rd back in April, trying to put together one last shot at the Super Bowl before John Fox’s contract ran out. Unfortunately, this season was worse than anyone could ever imagine. The Panthers only scored 196 points to 408 allowed and only won two games, both at home, by a combined 10 points, against two terrible NFC West teams who had to travel across three time zones.

This season was really over before it started. Going into his contract year without an extension, John Fox, who has been with the team since 2002, simply didn’t care about this team. They were overmatched and outcoached in every game, even their wins. Fox has coached this team to an NFC Championship game and a Super Bowl appearance in his tenure with the team, but simply didn’t care this year.

In fact, on several occasions, he actually made several moves that could be viewed easily as Eff Yous to the front office. He started the terrible Matt Moore over rookie Jimmy Clausen for a few weeks, not willing to let the front office see what Clausen had. It took Moore going on IR for Fox to make Clausen the starter and then when Clausen missed a game with a concussion, Fox signed Brian St. Pierre, who hadn’t been through an NFL practice since January, rather than letting the front office see what rookie Tony Pike had.

Of course, this entire season can’t be blamed on John Fox. The talent on the field was simply lacking. They couldn’t run. The receivers couldn’t get open or catch. The offensive line couldn’t block. The defensive couldn’t stop anyone. No matter who they put behind center (Moore, Clausen, Pike, St. Pierre), it was the same story. None of their quarterbacks had any help whatsoever, not from his supporting cast, not from his coaching staff. Their quarterbacks only threw for 200+ yards once this season.

Say what you want about Jimmy Clausen, but it’s hard to be productive without any help, especially as a rookie. Clausen put up horrific stats, causing me and my claim that Clausen was the best quarterback in this class last April to become laughing stocks. He went 157 for 299 (52.5%) for 1558 yards (5.2 YPA), 3 touchdowns, and 9 picks. His season high in passing yards was 195, week 12 against Cleveland. Still, if I were a quarterback starved team, I’d give up a mid round pick for him, give him a better supporting cast, and try to get him sorted out.

The future looks brighter for this team. They might not have their 2nd round pick (#33), but they have their first round pick #1 and will be able to take Andrew Luck (arguably one of the top quarterback prospects of the decade), assuming he comes out.  Luck is drawing very valid comparisons to Matt Ryan, as the redshirt sophomore went 263 for 372 (70.7%) for 3338 yards (9.0 YPA), 32 touchdowns, and 8 picks in a Pro Style Offense for 11-1 Stanford. Stanford’s only loss came to Oregon, who will compete for the “National Championship” against Auburn later this week. Luck’s defense gave up 52 points in that 52-31 loss.

Of course if Luck decided not to come out, the Panthers would be screwed, but after this miserable season, I’ll spare their fans and not mention that.